Chum Pussy

A menstruating scuba diver who as a result is attracting sharks and other underwater marine life.

It was the menstruating scuba diver ‘s chum pussy that attracted the blood thirsty school of sharks which ate her.

by ChicagoDivorceLawyersItchyAnus March 19, 2018

bum chum

someone who appears to be a slightly-too-close friend of someone else of the same sex, for unknown reasons. suspicion, jealousy and just plain trouble-making leads to this sycophant to be referred to by the derogatory phrase 'bum chum', suggesting that the relationship might be of a homosexual nature

Look at Andy over there, hanging round Pete like he was his bum chum

by Herkimmer Wiggleswish August 2, 2016

chum fuggler

A person who drinks old mens cum oday daily bases

That girl apparently she's her grandpa's chum fuggler

by Ghostcoffee34 June 14, 2018

Chum the water

Taking a dump in a lake or river.

I'm gonna chum the water.

by needham89 June 12, 2014

Chum Bucket

When a sorority gathers all of their menstrual blood in a bucket for a month prior to recruitment and has the pledges initiate by drinking a cup from the legendary bucket.

OMG! Aren’t you so excited for initiation tonight? I can’t wait to see the pledges when they meet the chum bucket.

by One-eyed-willie August 1, 2021

cum chum

(n) When, before going out to the local gay club, a man rubs one out and lets a little bit of the ejaculate dry on an article of clothing. The smell is instantly noticed by the heightened senses of the patrons at the bar and he is now their prey.

Friend 1: "Dude, why am I so popular in here tonight?"
Friend 2: "It's because of the cum chum on your jeans!"
Friend 1: "That's all it takes? Guess I'll use some cum chum in the future!"

by TheReverend March 15, 2014

chum bucker

A tiny pube feeling homosapien who at the same time feeling scrawny allso feels like there is more to his life.

Court was feeling chum buckerish after he left the bar and reflected about the direction his life was headed.

by tird piss February 7, 2006