crusty balls

a man who dosnt wash and has dryed up sexaul organs

Guy 1 : I havent washed for days
Guy 2 : Wow you must have crusty balls

by The three musketeers August 19, 2008

Crusty Musty Busty ass bitch

When your so filthy/annoying/ghetto

Bitch shut the fuck up you crusty musty busty ass bitch lookin like a wall-e reject

by questionman2468 November 8, 2016

crusty hoe

A hoe whom is so nasty that after sex doesn't bathe for multiple days and has a encrustment of juice flakes inside her vagina that when you put it in it's like fucking a bag full of sandpaper

Dude I fucked Meranda last night she is such a crusty hoe.

by dufetaff September 26, 2013

crusty boog

A booger that has reached a point of dryness that it becomes painful to the owner's nostril. At this point, it is recommended that the booger be excised. However, at times, this may result in the undesirable (and painful) removal of the bearers nostril follicles as well. At no time is it recommended to eat a crusty boog.

I just yanked a hardcore crusty boog and now I'm lookin' to flick it.

by Chili D September 6, 2006

Crusty Pineapple

When you lather your dick in Elmer's glue, roll around in pine needles and then penetrate an old nigress.

Joe: Hey man, I did a crusty pineapple last night.

Bob: Shit.

by Pleasure Man October 30, 2014

Christy

Christy is a girl with usually brown hair and brown eyes but this can vary anyhow. She has lots of friends. She helps when you are feeling low and she likes to laugh at EVERYTHING! She can fall about with laughter hear and there which makes her an interesting person with a humerus personality. Christy is funny, crazy, caring, and won’t take no crap from no one and especially won’t let anyone diss her friends!!! Even if someone is being mean to a boy or someone she doesn’t really talk to, she will always try to make things right. Names that are usually Christy’s best friends: Ellie/Ella, Kirstie/christie/Chelsie,and people with names beginning with T, L and A (usually) Christy is very unique and hates to be like someone else she hates to make people upset/sad. Enemies: usually boys and the odd girl-names: Jude/Jud/Jeddie,Fred,Henry/ Harrison and people that she likes as meh: Ben/Benjamin,Jack,Lola,Rachel,Lauren, Hannah/Anna,Joshua/joshan/ Josh. - this is my based on my best friend Christy xxx

See that girl over there, she’s crazy and funny-she’s probs a Christy 💖💋

by Lottie J January 24, 2018

Crusty tube sock

A slut. Someone who’s taken more loads than a crusty tube sock hidden under a 14 year old’s bed.

“Don’t date her, she’s a crusty tube sock.”

“I’ve known some whores in my day but that guy is the biggest crusty tube sock I’ve ever met.”

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008