Chocolate smoothie

The act of anal to ejaculation, followed by a tossed salad, then usually followed by a kiss.

Dude, you are sick. I can't believe you gave her a chocolate smoothie.

by Mr. BRW February 5, 2008

chocolate swordfish

After anal sex when your dick is covered in shit.

When JC was done butt fucking KP he looked down and realized he had a chocolate swordfish.

Dude, last night Mike’s mom gave me a chocolate swordfish.

by AlaskanPoet June 16, 2018

Chocolate Muncher

A White guy that eats out Black girls

Jack: "what's wrong?"
Ethan: "My racist dad found out I'm a chocolate muncher."

by Shm0ker February 2, 2022

Box of Chocolates

Engaging in anal sex inside a box, preferably cardboard.

My girlfriend surprised me with a box of chocolates for valentines day.

by SeaChel Whimsical September 18, 2010

Sexual Chocolate

From the movie "Coming to America" w/ Eddie Murphy- name of a band in it

"Let's give it up for Sexual Chocolate!"

by laurlaur13 March 11, 2005

Chocolate Ali

When you are banging a broad, right as you are about to cum you start punching her asshole so hard that your hand slips in.

Justin: Oh, did you bang Susan?
John: Hell yea, AND I gave her a Chocolate Ali.
Ben: You punched her asshole until your hand slipped in?
John: Hell yea, I KO'd her craphole.

by John Cyz November 25, 2010

Chocolate Cyclone

When you spew massive amounts of freshly inhaled vapor into another person's butthole creating a shit-vapor cyclone the likes of which Irma cannot compare to.

Jake: "Yo Grant what did you do with that girl last night?"
Grant: "I chocolate cycloned the shit out of her, my guy."

by JohnJCyclone September 12, 2017