A couple of chest hairs one can handle, but in large numbers they become quite tedious. Especially when they lose.
by crudely May 28, 2009

A huge amount of chest hair protruding from one's shirt. The Chest wig is cousin to chest carpet, but more so due to the fact that the wig is used as a means to get laid, first and foremost.
Shawn's chest wig was pokin' out of his shirt, and I was like "damn playa.... shave that shit, you gots crumbs in it"
by Gee Cee Zee January 17, 2009

by David "BoB' Sanchez (Baby) February 15, 2009

by Fat Swimmer September 14, 2009

A newly defined health condition characterized by the feeling of a large animal (typically an elephant) sitting on one's chest, beginning the morning immediately after drinking excessive beers and smoking 'da buttas'.
by WTConrey July 20, 2008

Saggy, deflated breasts of women who once had large, curvy bosoms - often a direct result of old age and/or childbirth....now, become simply cumbersome and always impeding mobility.
Sheila - "Honey, I'm cold."
Vern - "Well, you can always stuff them chest flaps nicely in your front pockets."
Vern - "Well, you can always stuff them chest flaps nicely in your front pockets."
by Dilberto December 29, 2009

by christophorus September 3, 2010
