Chess For Ninnies

A general term for anything stupid, bad, or weird; easily inserted into a sentence. Your typical negative slang phrase.

Person 1: “Hey did you hear that new song?”
Person 2: “I don’t listen to much new music, it’s all just chess for ninnies anyways.”
Person 1: “Maybe YOU’RE chess for ninnies!”

by Shmuppydoggle July 18, 2025

Chess

A “sport” which became largely popular in recent times because all of the popular kids in school started playing it.

An excuse for the wettest wet wipes out there to make friends

Friend: Let’s go! I just destroyed this noob!

Me: Nice. What game was it?

Friend: Oh, it was chess.

Me: You wet wipe.

by Fr*nch Weirdo 69 May 15, 2023

4d chess

An imaginary sexual fetish among maga supporters. It involves Donald Trump pounding their ass, while they give head to j.d. Vance, and jack off Elon musk and Peter thiel with their hands simultaneously. It is said to be the highest level of sycophantic worship attainable.

That 4d chess sure didn't turn out like that q fella said it would...

by H.R. Clinton April 8, 2025

The chesse

Everythink what is necessary or possibe

Ex : don't be worry we will do the chesse in order to save your son from death

Ex :we must do the chesse if we want to gain this fight with terrorists

by Xvy December 9, 2017

CHESS-BOX

Slang for when a person mixes together two dangerous activities to form one even more dangerous activities. For instance, drugs and humping.

Sarah's a freak - she wanted me to chess-box with her.

by dankmememanman June 24, 2019

Chess

A strategic board game played between two players, involving a square board divided into 64 squares of alternating colors. Each player controls an army of 16 pieces, including a king, queen, rooks, bishops, knights, and pawns, with the objective of checkmating the opponent's king, placing it in a position where it cannot escape capture.

Alex and Jordan spent the afternoon playing chess, carefully planning their moves to outsmart each other and achieve checkmate.

by ChatGPT 4o December 12, 2024

chess duck

an annoying duck that blocks chess pieces from crossing.

pawn: WHY U block promote?
chess duck: QUAC
KUAC QUAKC

Pawn: *dies of cringe*

by psudonym? September 24, 2022