Dick Cheney

the act of a person appearing out of nowhere at any given moment, precisely to scare Dan Farnand.

Last week a guy popped out of nowhere and Dan screamed, "ahh it's Dick Cheney."

by Kate is bait November 20, 2004

The Dick Cheney

When your buddy is doing a girl doggy style and you hide just outside the door and rub one out until your just about to blow then bust the door open run in and blow it on her face.

Jordan was doing Britney and i ran in and gave her the Dick Cheney!

by Jerry Lee Poois September 16, 2007

Dick Cheney

(1) Republican. Vice President of The United States under George W. Bush. 2001-2009

(2) Scared the life out of pony-tailed, old Hippies, who, after having lived in the U.S. all their lives, have never actually read the Constitution, yet claim to understand it.

(3)Source of irrational anger for petulant, over-privileged children posing as adults who are pissed off that they missed the 60's, or having experienced the 60's, rail at growing old and irrelevent. Note: It is thought that he looks like their fathers who never showed them any affection, hence their rage.

Rainbow: "Dick Cheney is a murderer!"

Rainbow's Father: "You know, the Vice President has no actual authority"

Rainbow: "I HATE YOU DADDY! Can I borrow the car?"

by Torpedo Gunner May 16, 2009

dick cheney

The man who Chuck Norris bows to.

The man who Dick Cheney shot apologized to the so-called vice president on live television.

(I dare you to look it up, it happened)

by lastoftheidiots May 4, 2006

cheney

some one who is afraid to say the word dick.

for all the cheneys out there, repeat after me:
DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK.

loser:hah, I PW3D that N00B!
average person: chillax, dude
loser: don't be such a cheney
average person: wowww.... dick
loser: what?
average person: nothing

by aliiii333 February 12, 2009

cheney

The malodorous remnants of a previous pile of crap that lingers on the bowl or other surface of the toilet.

"Honey, please get me the toilet brush so I can remove the cheney before company comes!"

by Capecodrob August 14, 2009

Dick Cheney

The Vice President of the USA. He is also a sex machine, a la Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now". He can have sex with many people for a very long time. It wears out his heart, though. He is also Sara's personal fluffums.

I haven't had sex in so long... We'll have to call in DICK CHENEY!

by Lennon's Protege August 31, 2005