chunty

Southern California slang for a Mexican unattractive boy or referring to something Mexican.

Doode, that's chunty. Go put that back.

by Samm831 February 16, 2009

count your days

When a company got you fucked up for messing up something that they promised or that you ordered

Hulu count your days cause why yall didnt show nicki performance

by SOLO_GOT_JOKES July 5, 2022

Count Vagula

What you call the top dog of all lesbians. Gets more pussy than any famous pornstar and makes straight and gay women alike melt in their panties.

Lesbian 1: God, Susan is SUCH a Count Vagula. I'd love to get in her pants.
Lesbian 2: Me too. We'll probably get to fuck her sometime, actually.

Guy: Too bad that chick is a Count Vagula...

by Pawlah Deen September 26, 2013

Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner

A European Count Baron Kaiser who married his half-sister Znigwieczrina Nowloczynlieczwowzcrczsky of Globsnogczrecnoyarskglograd.

Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner is such a gigachad.

by janpasi August 21, 2022

mole at the counter

Precisely the same as turtle's head. To be in need of an imminent dump.

I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got a mole at the counter and he isn;t going to wait!

by Zog The Undeniable January 23, 2004

Zander's Theory of the Counterfactual

The groundbreaking idea of what would have been the case if the opposite of the actual situation had occurred.

DOCES: According to this study by William Easterly, there is no conclusive evidence that foreign aid caused growth in Africa.
BRYAN: But Doces, according to Zander's Theory of the Counterfactual, you have to take into account the fact that Africa could actually be in a worse position if they did not receive any aid to begin with.
DOCES: Bryan, you are by far my brightest student. I'm hungry, lets get some Domino's!

by richdaddy8 July 27, 2011

lunch counter

Usually at the end of a strip show.

The dancer squats down at the edge of a stage and the patrons pay a small fee (usually 4 bits) to get to lick her snatch.

"I'm going down to 612 Warf Avenue in hopes of finding the ol' Lunch Counter."

by Lord Jezo February 3, 2005