A desert castle is what terrorist(s) create in middle eastern countries to hide out. These castles are made up of nothing more than rocks, random pieces of metal, and garbage.
American Soldier 1: Where do you think the terrorist are hiding? American Soldier 2: Probably hiding in one of those desert castles in the middle of nowhere.
by Dick Sledge August 21, 2017
Get the Desert Castlemug. by anon.gcfgv755r March 14, 2020
Get the tp castlemug. A shitty airbnb in Mormon country that smells of cat piss, with a very odd nonsensical floor plan, hidden basement, a demon drawing on the wall and bathrooms with no walls but a bidet. And a questionable hot tub. That happens to be cream colored.
Are y’all ready to head back to the Cream Castle? We have shredded all day in Park City and I can’t feel my toes. Need a hot tub dip.
by Cream Queen December 13, 2020
Get the cream castlemug. by Scastle October 8, 2021
Get the sam castlemug. Bursting through the door and taking a picture when a friend is hooking up with a questionable member of the opposite sex.
You should have seen the look on Kyle's face when we were Storming the Castle while he was hooking up with that fat chick.
by ptizz July 25, 2009
Get the Storming the Castlemug. This is the action of where a nerd,plays with multiple nerds down in his mothers basement with a dungeons and dragons board. When one nerd gets the "black dragon" card,they then have a massive ejaculation spraying everynerd at the table,thus getting the poster in the back of them of a castle,thus called,white castles
"DUDE BLACK DRAGON!!!"
"holy shit dude thats the 6th time,im only a level 4 dungeon mage"
"awww not a white castle
"holy shit dude thats the 6th time,im only a level 4 dungeon mage"
"awww not a white castle
by Galen (hi brian) January 8, 2008
Get the White castlemug. When you have sex with a girl while upside down, and then while she is upside down, performs fellatio on a second male. it's like a castle.
You: "Did you hear about the threesome I did a few days ago?"
Friend: "Oh, the one where you did a white castle with your roommate and his girlfriend?"
You: "Yeah, it was fucking nuts."
Friend: "Oh, the one where you did a white castle with your roommate and his girlfriend?"
You: "Yeah, it was fucking nuts."
by Ninja6781 July 25, 2010
Get the White Castlemug.