Carson

Super sheltered boy. Likes straw hats. Does NOT know how to rap. Contagiously Christian

Carson: what’s a tampon
Girl 1: *laughs*
Girl 2: *also laughs*
Carson: *confused noise*

by Illfinishthatforya October 26, 2019

Carson

A guy who owns 3 of the same sweatshirts and lets a foreigner cut his hair; a dumb ass bitch

Carson eats a jumbo burrito and 3 tacos, breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

by Heyhoehey69 November 4, 2019

carson

is very handsome and is very kind and nice and will never let you down he will never cheat and is always athletic and loves to hold you close and when something bad happens he will warm your heart and make you feel better and will buy what you need or want but has little money but he still knows how to give love.

hey is that carson (yeah)he is really handsome(i know)But doesn't he have a girlfriend(yeah but i bet he treats her well).

by chest looter November 19, 2019

Carson

A massive idiot, self centered, and the worst friend/boyfriend of all time.

Dude, don’t be a Carson.

by actual fucking idiot November 28, 2019

Carson

Carson is the most annoying person you will ever meet. He is also very very unbelievably dumb. When you try to tell him the answer to his incredibly stupid question he will argue with you and say it is wrong. He also very cocky and thinks he is the best at everything. Also he thinks he can get any girl he wants, but when you tell him that you don't like him he gets extremely rude and acts like a complete ass. Overall Carson is a very nice person and not the greatest friend either.

Girl 1: Ugh look it is Carson.
Girl 2: He is so annoying, did I tell you he asked me out the other day?
Girl 1: No, what did he say after you said no?
Girl 2: He said that I looked like a frog and he was joking.

Girl 1: Wow, he thinks he is so cool

by person22244446 December 5, 2019

carson

A male who is a sissy or submissive that like's getting his ass fucked, usually by a dominant woman wearing a strap on
Mistress Theresa made Phillip her Bitch Boy. Sinking her 9" rubber cock deep in his ass!

carson likes it in the ass

by yeyyyy January 4, 2020

Carson

a big wuss, that cant do shit ever he is cute for a baboon absolute idiot

that's a Carson for you

by madog2006 January 12, 2020