carrotism 

Carrotism is a religion mainly believe by bunnies and rabbits. Carrotism believes the one true god is a carrot and beats all others. Many people hate it but it is out there. I know of some people who believe in it.

"I didn't know you converted into carrotism? What even is that? Time to go look it up on Urban Dictionary."

carrotism by That One Bunny February 10, 2017

carrot bitch 

A girl who spray tans too much

That carrot bitch is so orange she looks like a construction sign.

carrot bitch by carrotbitch August 14, 2017

Carrot Sucker 

1. The definition of every girl at lunch time.
2. The way that every women learns how to suck cock.

Want to come to soccer? asked maria
Julie replied no, I need to learn how to be a Carrot Sucker

Carrot Sucker by the_one_and_only_boi March 22, 2018

carrot knobbing 

Messing around for no apparent reason.

I was trying to do some work, then my friend burst into my room and we were carrot knobbing all night.

carrot knobbing by DannyBoiStreams September 13, 2018

Carrot sock 

When you put carrots in a sock with a ball for your dog to chew.

Hey hows that Carrot sock working? Great

Carrot sock by Gazyoofder December 4, 2019

Carrot Water 

Its when a nice friend of yours puts 2 carrots in your water.

person1: *forcefully tries to feed carrot*
person2:STTOOPPP!!!!
person1: *puts carrot in water*
person2: great now i have carrot water.

Carrot Water by Carrot.water December 3, 2021

Carrot Top 

Someone who has orange hair, creates the term '40 for a half.' and dislikes meal vouchers to give as gifts .. like to pretend they are loaded but proper skint. Is a mummies boy through and through and crys many times when his mum doesn't give him a kiss and cuddle before bedtime. Also likes to disrespect woman and has a dick like a frankfurter.

Have you heard about the new ginger guy...
Carrot top

Carrot Top by Marmite332 November 25, 2022