Performing a traditional hot Carl, the act of putting seran-wrap on ones face and proceeding to take a hot steamy shit on the seran-wrap, thus letting them feel the warmth of the poo on their face, but performed in an intentional, extremely cold environment for maximum warmth effect.
Scenarios might be, but not limited to, on a walk in refrigerator or freezer, outside on a blistering cold day, while hiking on the mountains or just dropping down the AC temperature at home.
Scenarios might be, but not limited to, on a walk in refrigerator or freezer, outside on a blistering cold day, while hiking on the mountains or just dropping down the AC temperature at home.
I met the new waitress in the walk-in freezer after we closed. She brought the seran wrap from the prep station and I laid out the most steamy Arctic Carl I could push.
Despite the subzero temperatures outside, Bethany surprised me while I was making a snow angel by slapping some seran and dropping an Arctic Carl. It was so warm I asked if she might have a fever.
Despite the subzero temperatures outside, Bethany surprised me while I was making a snow angel by slapping some seran and dropping an Arctic Carl. It was so warm I asked if she might have a fever.
by Dick Onchin November 15, 2020
Mostly everyone is wrong, a 'hot carl' is the act of putting seran over the face and taking a dump on it. Anal to oral is called a 'rusty trombone', dumping on the chest is a 'Cleaveland steamer', and anal to tit fuckin is a chilli dog. If you have the squirts and can attain maximum heat and force a hole through the seran and onto the skin/mouth then you are awarded extra points, carl would be proud.
by yourgod November 29, 2005
When you overpay for something because it seems like it seems like it is going to be awesome but then it just turns out to be a worthless overvalued clunker. Kind of like Carl Crawford, the Red Sox high priced free agent outfielder.
I bought this watch on the Internet for $500 because it looked like a Rolex but in the end it's just Carl Crawful.
by Jsanko August 16, 2011
A: HEY! What do you want to drink?
B: Oh, I'll have an Uncle Carl!
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A: God, she is so wasted! What did she drink?
B: She had a few Uncle Carls.
B: Oh, I'll have an Uncle Carl!
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A: God, she is so wasted! What did she drink?
B: She had a few Uncle Carls.
by kittenss January 26, 2011
by asp monkey December 31, 2011
The act of sitting preforming a reverse cowgirl on your father's cock while he strokes your gooch hairs.
by Doctor BBC March 16, 2017
Usually seems like the best behaved of a group to an outsider, but can get in just as much shit as the others when prompted.
by beebyoifan2007 February 16, 2019