Captain Carling

A Manc, who insists that Carling is in the same league as Cristal.

Rob Doodson a.k.a Captain Carling

by FaceAche November 5, 2006

hot carl

Mostly everyone is wrong, a 'hot carl' is the act of putting seran over the face and taking a dump on it. Anal to oral is called a 'rusty trombone', dumping on the chest is a 'Cleaveland steamer', and anal to tit fuckin is a chilli dog. If you have the squirts and can attain maximum heat and force a hole through the seran and onto the skin/mouth then you are awarded extra points, carl would be proud.

I bought some seran wrap today because I want to give Carrie a hot carl for her birthday.

by yourgod December 28, 2005

Carl Crawful

When you overpay for something because it seems like it seems like it is going to be awesome but then it just turns out to be a worthless overvalued clunker. Kind of like Carl Crawford, the Red Sox high priced free agent outfielder.

I bought this watch on the Internet for $500 because it looked like a Rolex but in the end it's just Carl Crawful.

by Jsanko August 20, 2011

Uncle Carl

The typical Cranberry and Vodka mixed-drink.

A: HEY! What do you want to drink?
B: Oh, I'll have an Uncle Carl!

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A: God, she is so wasted! What did she drink?
B: She had a few Uncle Carls.

by kittenss January 26, 2011

Carl Wright

Someone's who's wrong about everything but his name

dude's a fuckup, a total carl wright

by asp monkey January 1, 2012

Yea carl

Yea carl is term used instead of yeabuddy you say yea carl

Damn did you see that truck flipped in the ditch -yea carl!

by Lawnmower nation September 9, 2018

Carl Wilson

Usually seems like the best behaved of a group to an outsider, but can get in just as much shit as the others when prompted.

Dude's just a total Carl Wilson

by beebyoifan2007 February 16, 2019