carbon dioxided

When someone doesn't respond to your text at all, to the point where it hasn't even been seen. Essentially the next level of being aired.

Person A: I sent that text nearly a week ago, and they haven't even read it yet!
Person B: Dude, they totally just carbon dioxided you.

by keliskindacool January 21, 2024

Carbon based lifeforms

A band that makes some pretty good electronic/ambient (not really sure on what genre it would be) music that is easy to get lost in or just fall asleep to. A more technical definition is that we are physically made of mostly water (about 70%) and carbon. If you want proof of this: when people are cremated, the Ash left behind is pretty much just the carbon in the body as well as some impurities.

I'm gonna take some shrooms if it's gonna rain today and listen to Carbon based lifeforms.

by I guess myself idk September 13, 2021

carbon tax carney

a nickname for a politician who likes to increase the fucking carbon tax. named after mark carney, which according to the conservatives, likes to increase the carbon tax.
a person who increases prices in restaurants are nicknamed "carbon tax carney jr."

bro: ts so carbon tax carney
Carney: you are wrong
bro: sybau

by mrbeast539275 September 18, 2025

carboneing

The act of meeting random broads and nailing them with force, typical done by a carbone.

Dude I toataly forgot about study group, sorry I was carboneing .

by Not carbone June 19, 2017

Carbon Rodding

Giving credit to the wrong person online, in reference to 'Deep Space Homer' episode of The Simpsons.

That wasn't Nick's post, it was mine! You're carbon rodding me!

by Matrixlogic March 5, 2021

carbonated mess

A drink consisting of three or more different soft drinks.

Common in places where the customers can use the soda machines.

Person A: I heard you ordered fast food yesterday.

Person B: I did.

Person A: What did you drink?

Person B: I couldn't decide, so I just poured myself a carbonated mess.

by ChameleonDragon September 26, 2019

Carbon

Generally, a fake person of any sort.

Y'know Jimmy? Yeah, avoid him. He's a carbon-type.

by Dioxide Drink May 17, 2021