The most depraved and disgusting things that could possibly be imagined. Illegal in 98% of the world's country's, it involves Moose Antlers, Maple Syrup, the Stanley Cup, and Stephen Colbert. Large quantities of bodily fluids and all orafaces are mutually involved, as well as small children, puppy dogs, farmyard animals, and a thing called Necroleprosy.
A guy walks into a Talent Agent's office and says "Me and my family have a wonderful act." The talent agent says, "What do you do?" to which he replies "We tell Canada's History." "Great, but what do you call yourselves?" The man replies, "The Aristocrats!"
by ColbertBump601 February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. to cover a womans asshole in maple syrup, and after ejaculating into her face and mouth, knocking her tooth out with a hockey stick
by brood5 February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. an interesting fact of canada is it is the home of the only living decendants of chuck norris and all are born with enormous trouser snakes that look strangely similar to a stack of 12 beer cans and are known for their sexual act the "canada's history" that has been made illegal by all those prudes in the USA because it has known to cause blindness to everyone in a 100 mile radius
by canadaisawesome February 5, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. My cousin told me about his friend from up north that used to get drunk pull something he called a "Canada's History". He said it only works when you're drunk though, otherwise you won't be able to hear the moose call you "buddy".
by tekjansen February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sexual competition performed after hockey season in the US. Two teams of men both strip down. Then, one after another, each team sits itself upon a single moose antler so that each team member's anus is stuck on a point of the antler. Old maple syrup is used as a glue to help keep the moose antlers in place. The Stanley Cup is then positioned in between the two teams and hot syrup is poured on the penis of the back most member of each team. The teams commence masturbating in team relay style. When the back most member ejaculates he then slaps his hand, covered in syrup and semen, on the member in front of him; so this man can use the mix as lubricant. The first team to get the front man to ejaculate into the Stanley Cup is declared the winner and is then filated buy the loosing team which is called "Quebec."
"I can't wait for the Hockey season to end. We're going to redo Canada's History; I am tired of being Quebec.
by Quebec '07 February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. When two individuals have intercourse involving one person shoving an open bottle of maple syrup into the others rectum and, similar to giving a creampie, shooting it deep into the small intestine.
The hole is then penetrated by either a man's member or the blade of a hockey stick, preferably made of the antlers of a moose
The hole is then penetrated by either a man's member or the blade of a hockey stick, preferably made of the antlers of a moose
Man 1: Your girlfriend is such a dirty whore!
Man 2: Whoa, whoa, whoa, why the hell would you say that?
Man 1: She went to a party and let five guys give her Canada's History.
Man 2: Well, it's not the first time... Guess I could still try though, right?
Man 2: Whoa, whoa, whoa, why the hell would you say that?
Man 1: She went to a party and let five guys give her Canada's History.
Man 2: Well, it's not the first time... Guess I could still try though, right?
by pseudonym462 February 12, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. (Noun) When a group of 3 to 7 people (2 males, 1-5 females) gather in one room. One male shoves the Stanley cup, filled with maple syrup, up another male's rectum, cup side first, all the way in. All the females then take the remaining maple syrup, douse themselves in it and defecate and/or vomit in the prime minister's mouth. Then the second male, with Stanley cup still in his ass, puts a pair of moose antlers on his dick and inserts them into the females' vaginas and/or rectums while the first male masturbates and licks the ugliest females eyes. After shoving up and down and an immense amount of vomiting the orgy concludes with the Canadian flag, attached to a 25 ft pole, shoved up the first male's urethra.
by DoIExist February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.