cabbage basket

making sure yur bitches toilet stays clean by dropping sum TP in the bowl in a basket like shape to keep yur douse from making tred marks.

dude, yo bitch will freak if you don't cabbage basket yo junk.

by Jensen Dash February 8, 2007

Sea Cabbage

Kelp that has been pickled in a human female's vagina.

James: "Hey Charlie, have you tried the sea cabbage?"
Charlie: "Yes James! It was very fishy and refreshing."

by BedroomPunishment November 4, 2012

Devils cabbage

Don't be puffin the devils cabagge. 0 smoks good doggo. 3 smoks angery doggo. Still think the devils is safe? Think again.

Don't puff the devils cabbage

by Savagecrazyturtle May 22, 2018

Swamp Cabbage

Semen that you have somehow left in an orifice overnight, after it's coagulated and gelatinous.

I think my girlfriend fell asleep with some cum in her ear. She's gonna wake up to some nasty swamp cabbage.

by Poepalean September 6, 2011

savage cabbage

Originated in athy Ireland. Adjective to describe something is extremely good

"Man this burger is savage cabbage"

by Reece Parry November 2, 2006

Cabbage Head

An individual who will use or experiment with any kind of drug and worry about the consequences later

You know your mate Eddie Spaghetti, he's tried every drug under the sun, a right cabbage head!

by LoveTheDove November 26, 2010

cabbage god

lilly

dude1: do you believe in god?

dude2: yeah, lilly the cabbage god

by salty man April 19, 2019