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latin candle 

The act of going down on someone with a mouth full of habanero hot sauce.
Yo, she gave me that latin candle last night and my junk is STILL on fire.
latin candle by headband June 20, 2011

Handle your candle

John: Hey Joey!
Joey: Yeah dude?
John: Handle your candle!
Joey: Thanks bro.

light a candle 

A euphemism for killing somebody. Used by gangs.

Derives from the christian practice of lighting candles at church to pray for somebody when they die.
Party host: "Get out of my house now, Ron!"

Ron: "I'm gonna call my boys from the Latin Kings and they're gonna light a candle for your ass!"

Party host: "You don't even know anybody in the Latin Kings, Ron. They wouldn't stick up for your punk ass."
light a candle by Russ December 6, 2006

Jam Candle 

A flammable breakfast condiment that can be used to flavour bread or to provide light and warmth.

Sometimes abbreviated to "jandle", although this is not to be confused with the colloquial Kiwi term for casual footwear, "jandal".
Want to know how my face got horribly disfigured? Take it from me: smoking while eating a jam candle is a bad idea.
Jam Candle by John Q. Citizen October 29, 2010

yankee candle company 

A chain of retail stores that sells very over-priced candles and other fragrance items (air fresheners, wax melts, etc.). Not only are the prices ridiculously high for such items, the employees constantly stalk you throughout the store, sticking their faces in yours and saying whatever they think will convince you to spend $30 on a candle.
After purchasing one November Rain candle from Yankee Candle Company, Hank realized that he would now need to borrow gas money from a friend.

Broman Candle 

When a bro pinches off an orgasm so he can blow his load on several ladies.
Chad: Bro, did you get with those 4 chicks?
Tony: Yeah, bro. I totally broman candled those bitches.
Broman Candle by broboi69 June 3, 2016