Soggy Burrito

Having anal sex with a Mexican person with diarrhea.

My friend Yahir and I just did a Soggy Burrito. It was muy bien.

by No I don’t want that March 14, 2023

squeeze the bean burrito

An emphasised slang term for male masturbation

I want to go home and squeeze the bean burrito

by Cozza Ol' M8 January 21, 2019

LEGO ballsack burrito

So you take a LEGO brick and some extra ballsack skin (I prefer to take a hot shower so it’s extra stretchy) then carefully wrap the LEGO brick around your ballsack skin.

Damn that’s a big LEGO ballsack burrito

by Emmitt from the LEGO movie April 18, 2019

GERMAN BREAKFAST BURRITO

A steaming German log on your chest when you wake up. Your partner was kind enough to make you breakfast.

Petr: "This morning I woke up to a fatty steamer on my chest! It was such a fucking mess, and I could barely finish it!"

Hans: "Sounds like you enjoyed your German Breakfast Burrito!"

by capturethefag February 10, 2021

Meaty Mexican burrito

When you proceed to stick your penis in a tortilla and put Mexican style ingredients, guacamole, cheese, salsa in it. Your partner will than devour it off like a hungry Latina.

Bro #1- yooo my parents have leftover burritos I may have to give my girl a meaty Mexican burrito

Bro#2- No way! Hope she can handle the spice

by Sexymexicano69420taco November 29, 2021

burritos

Meat, Beans and lettuce wrapped in a Flour tortilla. mostly good, except from Del Taco.

(white person)I want a mild sauce burrito

by Jkwon February 15, 2005

burrito fist

this happens when eating large burritos (like chipotle or california tortilla) and the burrito has become too small to hold together properly. the only way to hold it together is to grip the remaining burrito into a fist and shove what you can in your mouth resulting in burrito all over your hand and face.

I wanted to shake the senator's hand, but I had burrito fist and didn't want to fuck up his fancy ring.

by bricksprickley September 8, 2007