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Bryson

Bryson. A nice, Handsome, smart, funny, amazing listener, and Hamilton lover that saved my life. He doesn’t know he saved my life, but he did. I wouldn’t be here right now if it wasn’t for him, and that’s genuinely, I had my end date written down. Meeting him made me realize how much I want to live for him, so I am. He deserves the world, and if I could give it to him I would. I hardly ever thought I’d be inlove like this, I never even knew being in love like this was possible. He’s the best person that could ever be in my life, the best boyfriend I could ever ask for, and amazing at singing. You may have a Bryson in your life, but as cheesy as it sounds, He’ll never be better than my Bryson. I hope me and Bryson can be together forever, but if not, He’ll always have a special place in my heart.

Layla is Bryson's soulmate btw ^^
I love My Bryson
by Vinnabon November 14, 2024
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Bryson is a guy who has a big dick and is funny, and all the girls wants him he is also giving person.
Bryson is cool
by Theniceguy_16362839 January 12, 2025
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A Bryson

Someone who hates everyone or thing that doesn't suit their narrative,a Bryson can like something one day and despise them the next, they are known to change their minds as quickly as the direction of the wind
Seamus hates violence and always voted Blue but now he's done A Bryson and votes for the reds
by Sir Jeffrey D August 1, 2024
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A FUCKING BITCH I HOPE EVERY NIGGA NAMED BRYSON FUCKING DIES BRO, FUCK BRYSON.
bryson is a fucking faggot
by annouymus August 7, 2024
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A walking contradiction with a Ram truck, a golf obsession, and the spelling skills of a broken Etch A Sketch. Bryson proudly drives a Ram over a Ford—not for performance, but because he’s a few brain cells short of a group project.

Known for popping out kids like it’s a competitive sport—some say he’s trying to build a football team, others say he just forgets what birth control is. Loves golf but thinks “par” is just short for “party,” and he’s definitely addicted to alcohol but claims he just “likes the taste of bad decisions.”

Gambles not to win, but for the thrill of losing, and laughs at things that aren’t funny like it’s a personality trait. Possibly unwell, definitely entertaining.
“Bryson just triple-bogeyed, cracked a beer at 9 AM, and laughed for five minutes at a street sign that said ‘Dickerson.’ I’m worried… but also not surprised.”
by Chrispeecream June 7, 2025
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An absolute stud, I can faintly remember the time he rammed his huge dingle dong deep into my rectum
Bryson is a 12 incher defeater!
by Yungmoneydaddy December 8, 2022
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