Bruno day

Taking a day off from it all.

Also known by "The Lazy Song"

Today, I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today, I swear I'm not doing anything.

Bruno day

by WV Grammie December 30, 2023

Brunoed

The act of seeing Mr. Bruno and/or having something unfortunate happen to you.

Hey I just got Brunoed and my money got stolen.

by BrunoStan5178 October 28, 2021

Bruno

Bruno is a young man who is very socua. He always stays neutral, and doesn’t really get mad at people. He is very smart and helpful. His girlfriend Jessica is also very smart and similar to him.

Omg have you told Bruno the latest tea?!

by coahforlife March 2, 2019

Bruno Moreda

A grumpy, stubby, red-dick, hairless, no cow milking, squanch mating creature residing in the small town of Valley Ford, Ca.

What’s wrong with that guys red penis dad?
He most definitely is a Bruno Moreda son.

by Trumpfux December 26, 2019

bruno

Something or someone that won't be talked about forever

My father is very bruno of my wife, as if she's not good for him.

by Marmstrong June 25, 2023

lucas nelson bruno

noun

definition:
A really cool white, green eyed guy who plays soccer, but is benched all the time. He hangs out with 5 girls at a time and has been with every girl on the soccer team. He’s actually a really weird and creepy guy and guess what, he doesn’t exist. He’s actually just a pathological liar named lauren in disguise! Lauren is in love with everyone and uses lucas to get game

Person 1: omg dude i got chlamydia from my bf
Person 2: ugh it was probably a lucas nelson bruno

by laurenissokyuut February 21, 2024

to pull a Bruno Mars

the act of being very sweet in public, especially towards a girl/your girlfriend and then doing something shitty (like breaking up with her in a text)

A: Did you hear about Kelly and Matthew?
B: Yeah man. They seemed to be perfect for each other yesterday!
A: I didn't think he was the kind of guy to pull a Bruno Mars.

by michellenya November 12, 2011