The Witches Broom

While having intercourse with your significant, apply a condom onto a broomstick handle and insert it into their anus. While in a missionary position, pogo the broom handle as if you were a witch riding a broom
The other night my wife and I wanted to try double penetration and I gave her the witches broom.
by DaddyCraftCook November 29, 2020
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broom-neuver

V. ( broom-nOOver): To sweep around an object in a tight area.
Yesterday I had to broom-neuver around the boxes in the back of the bookstore.
by PH2K June 15, 2009
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william broome

dam hes like william broome hella sexy
by gigachadwill June 14, 2022
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push someone's broom

To do someone's chores or other tedious work on their behalf, often in the context of a lazy person or someone using weaponized incompetence to avoid the work.
A dialogue in which the term "push someone's broom" is used:
George: "What happened between you and Rosanna down in Texarkana?"
Sanger: "We're exes now; wanted me to push her broom."
by meluvcheese August 21, 2024
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Mr Broom

The Janitor that cleans the toilets in school
Oh Hey,it's Mr Broom the Janitor!
by ZhenQi January 09, 2021
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daddy broom

when your single parental figure (mom, dad, guardian, etc.) meets someone new and gets completely swept away (like what a broom does) by them to the point where you are invisible and irrelevant in a very short period of time and the only thing important to them is this new person. daddy brooms will blow their cash, give up their time, and overall just simp for this person that's not even that special. daddy brooms are what you wrap around your finger with
sister: " mom is such a daddy broom she's always with that guy!!"
sister 2: "yeah what a bitch
by mexicanita blancita July 13, 2020
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broom-petting level

When one becomes so high, that they think a broom is a cat or dog and begin to pet it.
"I got so high last night I was on broom-petting level! I kept petting my broom thinking it was my cat."
by lar snort September 14, 2019
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