britishphobia

a phobia of britsh peoples and british things

i have a britishphobia

by olliecatmax August 5, 2021

British Rail

Formerly British Railways, British Rail is a train operating company in UK during 70's, 80's and 90's, then it got privatised.

Bring back British Rail!

by i'm guessing danielle is cute April 24, 2022

British museum

A museum located in Britain that gets most of its artifacts by stealing them from other contents.

The only reason the pyramids are in Egypt still is because the British museum wasn’t big enough to fit them

by I eat hamsters September 11, 2022

British Cigar Challenge

On your anniversary you have your wife or significant other peg you and then have you smoke half a cigar using your ass. Then you take it out and finish smoking it with your mouth.

I completed the British Cigar Challenge over the weekend, we had a great time.

by duncan0802 October 7, 2022

Become British ay?

NO NO NO I DONT WANT TO BECOME CHIPS

HEHEHEHE Become British ay??????

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by BottomDop April 11, 2022

british

Clearly there are people reading this who dislike the British. I would have to say that I myself am English, and always ensure that I discern between England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales.
I have good teeth (though the NHS dentistry is a bit of a running joke these days)
I'm not gay, but neither am I homophobic, and infact have several gay friends (who I am not, by the way, completely paranoid about to the point where I stand with my back to the wall every time I meet them).

I think one of the most important characteristics of the British is our ability to not take ourselves too seriously.
I laugh at some of the comments on here; yes I am sure we often give off the "higher than thou" vibe, and I can see why many other cultures would resent us, and yes we have "mingers" just like everyone else. But water off a ducks back guys!

The way I see it, we know we're damn good, we just don't feel the need to show off :-)

A quintessential British Icon,
If you're not a Brit, then you're not it.

by tom_densa September 11, 2008

The British Fucklock

Sexual position in which a British girl wraps her legs around her sexual partner tightly while bracing for a second male mate's attempt to blast her in the ass.

"Leanne had that dude in the british fucklock, must've been anticipating a third party!"

by The Snatch Dispatch January 31, 2009