beech

it’s just a beach but a third grader wrote it in his DUOTANG

kid writing in journal: “yesderday me and momy went to the beech. it was fun”

teacher: “michael, see me after class. you’re in grade 11 and this was supposed to be your chemistry assessment”

by omgshesbackfromthedead March 28, 2019

breecore

Only the most hardcore babe in the whole planet. She will cubstomp a fool then make you muffins. breecore is a drop-dead sexah chick, with the boobs to show it.

Abe: "dude that chick took out steve with one punch."
Erick: "ya she is totally breecore."

by BALLIN'!!!!! April 28, 2008

Warp Core Breach

When an individual holds #2 in for so long their rectum feels like its going explode.

Warp: Verb

Core: Noun/Kohr

Breach: Noun/Breech

Fred: "Oh Jesus!".

Bob: "Whats wrong Fred?".

Fred: "Ooooooh, I'm having a Warp Core Breach!".

Bob: "NOT in my car motherfucker, lets get you to the damn shitter!".

by DamnTurk February 4, 2010

Breeshti

A fun,happy person that is always laughing and is friends with everyone. She is born on a holiday. She is amazing!!! We all love Breeshti!!!!

Man,she is such a Breeshti

Shes such a Breeshti person

by lrovensk October 9, 2010

Breach

When your finger (s) break (s) through the toilet paper while wiping your ass.

There was only one scrap of toilet paper left and sure enough, I experienced a breach while wiping.

by bellyonyoback March 18, 2008

Beecher City

Pop. 450
Location: One mile east of the junction of Highway 33 and Highway 128. (lower middle part of bumm fucking Illinois)
Demographic: Black .02% , White 53%, White Trash 47%.
Average Yearly Income: $12,573
Nickname: Beecher
Description: One time "High Times Weed Capital of the World", Beecher City is now just a small town 15 miles west of Effingham, with alot (and i do mean alot) of stoners.

Meghann "So, is there anywhere to work at in Beecher City?"

Alex "No."

Meghann "What about the Beecher Meat Factory?"

Alex "What? There's no meat facto..."
"Oh, a masturbation joke, nice"

by Atrumia March 11, 2009

Beechnut

While your friend (preferably a guy) is sleeping, aggressively swipe the warm, moist, pungent smelling area between your ball sack and your upper inner thigh with your index finger. Proceed to swipe that same index finger down your sleeping friend's philtrum (the vertical depression between the nose and upper lip). Similar to Vick's Vapo Rub, your friend will inhale this scent all night long.

Being too lazy to perform the Abe Lincoln and not wanting to risk being caught tea bagging Steve, Hayden gave him the less-intrusive, longer-lasting beechnut instead.

by Big Dork Socks March 24, 2010