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Brandon

Brandon is the most generous person in the world. He is normally funny and kind. Has big dick energy. Always makes you smile or buys you packs of m&m’s without you asking for them. He’s one of the greatest guys to be friends with. He will always facetime you just to make sure you’re happy and to see how you are. Brandon will always know how to break the ice in any situation. In my opinion you really need a Brandon as your best friend but not my Brandon because he’s my best friend. He doesn’t have a big dick but who needs a big dick when you have a big heart.
“Brandon snapped me and asked if I wanted M&M’s so he bought me 2 packs!”
by country girl69 December 15, 2019
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Brandon

A sweet guy that girls flock to. He is intelligent, funny, and handome as hell. Once you make eye contact with him, you fall into his dark brown eyes and it's so hard to get out, he cares about everything and is sometimes picky but he is loyal and also stubborn. He's a rare find.
Oh is that Brandon? Damn he lookin fine as hell.
by Wutupmydood May 7, 2017
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Brandon

he's a booger boy who likes eating them. If you ever look under the table, you'll probably find his booger there.
Girl 1: OMG did you see those boogers under the table
Boy 1: DUH! They're Brandon's
by hagottem April 9, 2019
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Brandon

has the biggest dick ever and you will wanna fuck him so hard its so cummy
i love brandon dickkkk
by Boss2345198 October 10, 2018
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Brandon

A lousy nerd who makes a great boyfriend too. A person who is my downfall and my muse,

my worst distraction and my rhythm and blues.
Brandon is the best thing that ever happened to me!
by AbZzzZZ April 21, 2014
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Brandon

"Wow that Brandon is a dickhead"
by Rancel September 25, 2017
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Brandon

He is very depressed and very sad. No one talks to him and no one helps but he has the best pick up lines
Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theeater. If Brandon doesn’t pick u up u trip in
by BranChan June 11, 2018
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