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Brandon

Brandon is one of the best people you will ever meet. He is such a good person all together and always cares about you. Brandon will always be there for you when you need him to. All of the girls always want him to like them because they like him. Brandon is the best person ever.
Dang is that a brandon!
by sksksksksksskahahahalol July 21, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon: a term used to describe an extremely short child of Jewish decent. Often times he will lash out with fat jokes due to insecurity. When greeting a Brandon it is important to always say "Where are you?" and then look down and say "There you are!" thus shaming him further.
"Hey Brandon. If you can't reach a door handle, do you just go under the door?"
by 6'4" November 6, 2019
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Brandon

he's a booger boy who likes eating them. If you ever look under the table, you'll probably find his booger there.
Girl 1: OMG did you see those boogers under the table
Boy 1: DUH! They're Brandon's
by hagottem April 9, 2019
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Brandon

"Wow that Brandon is a dickhead"
by Rancel September 25, 2017
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Brandon

Brandon: He’s gay
Girl: hey that’s Brandon

Brandon: I’m here and I’m queer
by Brandonishgay December 30, 2019
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Brandon

He is very depressed and very sad. No one talks to him and no one helps but he has the best pick up lines
Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theeater. If Brandon doesn’t pick u up u trip in
by BranChan June 11, 2018
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Brandon

The best person you will ever meet. He is awesome, taleted, intelligent, and handsome.
I would Fuck Brandon.
by Brandon085 November 15, 2016
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