Brandon: a term used to describe an extremely short child of Jewish decent. Often times he will lash out with fat jokes due to insecurity. When greeting a Brandon it is important to always say "Where are you?" and then look down and say "There you are!" thus shaming him further.
by 6'4" November 07, 2019
An edgy kid with weird elbows who cant read. Likely to scream "Yolo" to hide his homosexuality amongst his alpha Male friends
by Thomas.J.Bean May 27, 2020
by Dondomflim June 03, 2017
by king200 September 24, 2015
He is very depressed and very sad. No one talks to him and no one helps but he has the best pick up lines
Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theeater. If Brandon doesn’t pick u up u trip in
by BranChan June 01, 2018
A guy who you don't have to know well to know you were meant to be buddies. He respects you and trys to make everyone happy. Never shows his emotions to classmates. He is the one everyone looks up to, but he would never amitt it
Brandon is always there
by wordaholic555 May 15, 2015