Dirty Bruce

The act of scratching another person's genitalia, immediately forcing them to smell your hand.

My dad locked me in the garage and gave me the nastiest Dirty Bruce E.V.E.R!

by iRepMyDougie April 3, 2011

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Bruce Vilanched

to epically fail at a task or goal by an extremely stupid manner.

Kevin tried to do a donkfunkulous jump over the 20 foot wall blindfolded, but totally Bruce Vilanched and smashed his face then began to cry.

by Nevus March 2, 2009

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A Bruce Willis

when you Die Hard but still breathin'

I ain't dead yet like I'm a Bruce Willis.

by GoUp July 17, 2016

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Bruce Rauner

The man who ended racism by drinking chocolate milk.

Fuck Obama man, I got my nigga Bruce Rauner!

by yuh skrt August 8, 2018

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Bruce is a Canadian goose, named by the students of Illinois State University. Depending on who you ask, Bruce has been

a. Harassing the students of ISU over his local nest made with his wife Lucy, which cannot be removed due to Federal Law
b. Protecting the students from evil outside forces.
c. Replaced by another violent goose who is not really the kind Bruce the students know & love

There has been fan art, goose merch, memes and more made of Bruce the Goose, and he is a campus celebrity.

"Bruce the Goose was surrounded by police today to stop students from picking fights with him"

by BillNyeGetsMeCrunk April 17, 2019

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