Boris Shoes

Brown, leather, old looking shoes worn by a guy named Boris. They have been on TV once. They look brandless and beaten when new. A B in scripted on the back. No one has seen these shoes in the wild, only Boris wears them.

Look at them Boris shoes man

by Rat.boi January 30, 2023

Boris Johnson

An absolute god. Most worshipped man in the UK and Nigel Farage's future Boxing opponent.
Has a unique skill set including:
Boxing
Basketball
Rugby
Favourite activity: Shoulder barging/Rugby tackling children.
Leaders such as Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un will all fall to this man.

OMG, that guy isn't a Chad, he's more than a Chad, He's a Boris Johnson!!!

by BIGMAC JR JR February 12, 2023

Boris Said

The Bob Ross of NASCAR.

One of the biggest road course ringers of the 1990’s-2010’s. Winner of the 2005 24hr at Nurburgring, the 2010 NAPA Auto Parts 200 at Montreal, etc.

Boris Said (about Greg Biffle in 2011): “He needs a freaking whoopin, and I’m gonna give it to him”

by The_Autismo January 16, 2024

BORIS PENALTY MERCHANT

BORIS PENALTY MERCHANT

BORIS PENALTY MERCHANT LIKES PENALTIES

by GAZLESSDJFHJ January 19, 2024

boris

when youre name is Boris, youre a cute boy with blue eyes and you love sport.
you also like to talk with girls;)
(And youre good in bed).

hello my name is Boris, i like to talk with girls.

by not a person123456789001234567 November 3, 2019

Aqua Boris

Moving ones bowels in the ocean.

Stay over there I’m about to aqua Boris and see if it washes up on shore.

by Skrattadude November 4, 2019

Boris kiss

Due to rapid development and uncertainty of side effects a term referencing the initial Covid 19 vaccinations in the UK.

"I got a Boris Kiss the other day and now I might have the clap"

"A Boris Kiss made my rectum collapse"

by Rollin' & Trollin' December 8, 2020