Boris mombeela

The real life alpha male

person 1:Omg is that boris mombeela?
Person 2:yeah he’s the true alpha male

Person 3:I heard he used to pee on people to assert his dominance

Person 1:wow! He really is the alpha I wish he would pee on me

by daddyalpha69 March 15, 2022

boris

a bxtchy racist Sainsburys version of Trump

fxck boris

by a.bxtch.that.hates.boris&trump October 13, 2020

Boris Johnson

Pretty much Harrison

Me: Look it's Boris Johnson

by ILikeYourMother June 9, 2022

Aqua Boris

Moving ones bowels in the ocean.

Stay over there I’m about to aqua Boris and see if it washes up on shore.

by Skrattadude November 4, 2019

pulled a Boris

To promise something but does not deliver it

John said he was gonna fix my car but he pulled a Boris on me

by plymarglane November 12, 2021

boris

boris is the best boy who only loves his gf.

lilla: i love boris.
boris: ofc u do. :)

by djlillor May 31, 2022

Boris

A French Terrier puppy from the African trees of the lands… where he is of nice muscle in the face and minding my damn business still..,

Boris Quit worrying about me lol you’re irrelevant dog tag has no existence in my life you belong to the the French… no need to sub or post “French fries”

by Untouchedflower73 April 9, 2022