Color Blindness

Color blindness or color vision deficiency is the inability or decreased ability to see color, or perceive color differences, under lighting conditions when color vision is not normally impaired. "Color blind" is a misleading term; there is no actual blindness but there is a fault in the development of either or both sets of retinal cones that perceive color in light and transmit that information to the optic nerve.

Jack failed the Ishihara test because he has Color Blindness.

by Mr. Hasnoface December 9, 2011

Baby blindness

1.When a friend/partner has a period when they will be totally fixxed when they see a baby and nothing else (including obstacles), anywhere.

2.When parents of an ugly baby think it is the cutest and most wonderful thing in the world. Ignoring it obvious faults.

1.women and baby in pram walking down a street
friend1: Arrr that baby so cute.....
Owwwww! who put that lamp post there?
friend2: you lampposted cause of your baby blindness. That serious baby blinding.

2.Mum: aint she the most cute baby in the world!
Friend: errmmmmm no it looks like an alien from men in black
Mum: what!?
Friend: you got serious baby blindness

by fudgefeint April 4, 2009

Douche Blindness

1. The inablitly to see that a person is a douche bag.

2. The inablity to self-realize doucheyness.

1. "Why is she talking to that collar popper?"

"Mindy? Total douche blindness."

2. "I'm going out with Mindy tonight, Ed Hardy or Tap Out brah?"

by JTHome September 10, 2010

Blind Freddy

n. An Australian imaginary incapacitated person held up as an archetype of incapacity: what Blind Freddy can see (understand) must be very obvious.

Was once believed to have originated from a 1920s Sydney hawker named either Freddy or Freddie, however it appears that a reference to Blind Freddy in the context of seeing (understanding) the bleeding obvious was made in an issue of The Sydney Sportsman in October 1902.

Further research suggests that Blind Freddy may be a reference to Sir Frederick William Pottinger, a police officer who was in charge of the Lachlan district in New South Wales in the mid-1800s. The success of bushranger Ben Hall in evading capture there in 1862 is alleged to have earned Pottinger the name "Blind Freddy".

Even Blind Freddy can see that putting onion under a Bunnings snag is unAustralian

by tonedebone September 17, 2019

booty blinded

when a guy becomes mesmorized by a girls rather large donk

guy: bro, when i first meant her and she turned around i was in shock her booty was that great
guy2: man you were BOOTY BLINDED!

by clarkbenson June 9, 2011

People are blind!

A very wise saying of Plagg (Miraculous Ladybug) that complies with everyone especially Adrien Agreste.

A: "If I wear this costume, people are going to recognize me as Chat Noir!"
P: "People are blind!"

by Wazzupboi23 October 14, 2020

Blind Puppy

When you are too tired in the morning to open your eyes, but you would still like to orally pleasure your man so you route around like a puppy that hasn’t opened their eyes yet until you find the tip and then you please him without opening your eyes.

Ever since I embraced the blind puppy technique, my boyfriend and I have had a much happier relationship.

by Tinkersmacks June 6, 2016