blake

a blake is a person who will shrivle up and or explode when exposed to sunlight or radiation. a blake will also have feet simalar to that of "froto baggins" and will unknowingly put his feet right in front of your mouth like a total jackass. another distinct characteristic of a blake is a putrid smell of rotting pigs feet and sweaty sumo wrestlers. a blake will ackwnoledge that he smells this way but wont do shit about it!
"man you smell like a blake"
"ya sorry"
"well take a damn shower"
"OK"
NEXT DAY
"hey did you take shower"
"ya....smell me" (after smelling you experience gag reflex)
"you still smell like ass and get your feet out of my face"
"ok sry"
by quest 111111111111111 April 06, 2008
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Blake is a slang word they use in engand which means a male who likes to give another male a blowjob and who would stick there penis up another males ass, another word for this would be homosexual.
man that blake kid is a real blake!
by Tugger craft February 09, 2009
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Why did you go out and be a Blake like that?

You're such a Blake!
by paperLord November 04, 2012
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A drunk blond headed kid that spews on everything around him and then doesn't move. Sometimes he even sleeps in it...dirty
I blaked all over the place last night.. Im a mess
by T-Step August 26, 2010
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Someone who got physically powned by a seventh grade pussy. Used to describe some who cant fight or got owned.
Dude, you see that kid over there? He got totally Blaked!!!
by Mach ( mitchel, zach ) May 02, 2009
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blake is an epic failure and he walks like a penguin
that guy is such a blake
by kkklove October 06, 2011
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To try something in extreme sports/action sports and fail miserably.
I tried paddling out into double overhead waves at the Strand and got totally blaked.
by Public Pretender July 06, 2011
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