Blaine-crash

The act of ranting on personal topic of expertise to the exclusion of all other concerns esp. relating to spousal activities.

“So my husband and I have taken to both watering the house plants at the same time”.

“You can’t possibly do that! That’s so irresponsible! One of you might over water a plant!”

“Are you Blaine-crashing right now?”

by BlaincrashexpertAskmehowiknow May 21, 2025

Blaine-crash

The act of ranting on personal topic of expertise to the exclusion of all other concerns esp. relating to spousal activities.

“So my husband and I have taken to both watering the house plants at the same time”.

“You can’t possibly do that! That’s so irresponsible! One of you might over water a plant!”

“Are you Blaine-crashing right now?”

by BlaincrashexpertAskmehowiknow May 21, 2025

brained

the act of thinking through your actions

ex. ryan was totally brained today!

by rareiix June 30, 2025

Blaine

the person that no matter what happens you will always find your way back to each other

Blaine: I’m glad we friends again
You: yeah after all we went through

by Lowkeylovewrestlibg November 12, 2025

Biscuit-brained

Clueless or dimwitted. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.

“Using a biscuit-brained approach will cost you more money and more time.”

by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009

lame blaine

the act of being super lame.

he's sending mixed signals again.

ughh what a lame blaine.

by badteacher March 27, 2011

Bing-brained

The feeling you get when your mind is racing, each thought produces a new semi-related thought and you are unable to focus on any single thought. Much like the dialogue in the commercial for Microsoft's semantic search engine Bing.

I don't think I'm going to be able to finish this project tonight, I'm feeling very bing-brained.

by bridgetroll817 June 5, 2011