poopy bandit

One who poops in another person's bathroom and either clogs the toilet or stinks up the place and denies any and all accusations.

Mark: Who was the last person in the bathroom? It is very smelly.
Tom: I overheard Christina talking to Danielle about making a giant poop. She was definitely the last one in there.
Mark: Dammit. The poopy bandit strikes again.

by shibbytoast March 4, 2012

time bandit

(time•BAN•DIT) n. someone who wastes your time by telling long winded stories, isn't punctual, makes you wait for various reasons, plans boring outings, etc. it's a retro reference to an brit-comedy movie from the early eighties of the same name.

Kelly is such a time bandit... She always goes into these boring monologes about boring crap when i have much better things to do like clean my toilet.

by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 11, 2006

Bandie

A member of the Marching Band program.

Manch: "When I was a sophomore, I was kinda like 'Aye, I'm a bandie... ugh.' But now I'm like 'I'm proud to be a bandie! In your face cheerleaders!'"

Gould: "Yeah, I'm a bandie... so what."

Pope: "I'm the Drum Major! How kick ass is that?"

by bandisasskicking November 23, 2003

Twat Bandit

Alternative word for lesbian

"I'll bet she's a right twat bandit!"

by Vin1967 March 20, 2006

booty bandit

A man in prison who pressures or forcibly rapes another prisoner for anal sex. He's a bandit not because he likes booty but because he steals it.

The Surenos are the worst booty bandits in San Quentin. They turn out every young dude that comes through the gates these days.

by BxMuscle September 6, 2009

ohio butthole tickling bandit

a bald black man who waits at seven eleven bathrooms and tickles anyone who plays genshin impact and removes any trace of having a father figure and makes them attracted to children.

hey Jerry i heard EPD was made because he got tickled by the ohio butthole tickling bandit after playing genshin

by booty_mcanus_3001 December 10, 2022

English Bandit

Assholes foreigners obsessed with learning English who will accost you when you visit their country in order to show off their shitty English to their friends and improve their ability to get more "foreign friends" and satisfy their foreigner fetish to show how cool they are. (Anyone who has visited China, Japan, or Korea is generally familiar with the phenomena.)

Dude I can't believe you went to the English corner over there. Do you really think it's worth getting anal raped by English Bandits for an hour just to get some Chinese chicks' numbers?

by Justin P Wilson January 3, 2009