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S-bender

Giving/receiving a blowjob whilst driving at considerable speed up the S Bends of New South Head Road.
Guy: Oh hey we're coming up on the S's...
Girl: Just move your elbow and ill get started.

Guy to His mate the next day: Oh bro on the way home from school, she gave me an S-bender!
by Mr X @ Moriah June 30, 2011
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Ear-bender

Aang: Are you an air-bender?
Girl: NO! I'm an ear-bender! Wow, are you Aang? You are so cool. I mean, YOU ARE THE AVATAR! Wow. And Katara! She's so pretty and wonderful...
*Aang slips away quickly*
by Samantha Felicia Rose August 26, 2015
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Self bender

When one over-indulges with alcohol and drugs at home alone. Generally a combination of three drugs is required for a true self bender.

Also known by the slang form "spender"
I had a real self bender last night.
I had a real spender last night.
by -JPA- November 6, 2006
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Tinder-bender

Finding a hookup using the Tinder app that looks attractive on there profile picture and inviting them over, only to find out that they are less than appealing (and STILL hooking up with them).
"Dude I got in such a Tinder-bender last night. I found this smoking hot chick on Tinder and invited her over. When she got there, she looked like she fell from and ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.... and I STILL hit it."
by bigr3000 October 20, 2014
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Disciples of Bender

A game clan that revoves around Bender
Admin1: wanna go to Disciples of Bender site?
Player: okay!
by Abizaga September 4, 2006
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bender

Bender, a drunkfest that lasts from at least 4 days to 2 weeks, possibly more. Not the character from Futurama, not a gay dude, leave it alone you homophobes.
I went on a bender instead of studyign for finals
by Matt4211 May 9, 2006
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Bender

A robot from Futurama who drinks to replenish his fuel cells and smokes because it makes him look cool. He steals, lies and is generally selfish.

His best friend and room mate is Fry.

Bender fears magnets as they turn him into a country singer which he secretly likes anyway.

His top ten most uttered words are:
10. Chump
9. Chumpette
8. Yours
7. Up
6. Pimpmobile
5. Bite
4. My
3. Shiny
2. Daffodil
1. Ass

He also once sold his body and subsequently stole it back off Richard Nixon's head.
Also appeared on TV and campaigned against himself for being on TV.
Also acted as God for a race of tiny people for a short while and then met God which was a talking galaxy
Fry: Goodnight Bender

Bender: Goodnight Fry *eye cover goes down* Kill All Humans, Kill All Humans

Fry: Bender, Bender

Bender: Wah?

Fry: Do you have a bathroom?

Bender: A what?

Fry: A bathroom

Bender: huh?

Fry: Ah forget it

Bender: *goes back to sleep* Hey sexy moma, wanna kill all humans
by William Spencer December 30, 2008
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