Beefer

A term used to categorize a female of substantial size and weight. Unlike your standard run of the mill fat girl, Beefers avoid whale-status by engaging in minor physical activities such as running on the treadmill in ten minute intervals, erotically dancing at frat parties, and vigorously waving their arms as they bitch about their relationships (or lack thereof). Beefers travel in herds (also known as beef stampedes) and can reduce a solid B+ party to a C- in as little time as it takes to fit them all through the front door.

Rob: Hey man, is that party worth stopping by for?
Steve: Hell yeah man, theres so much booze its redic- ....Wait, fuck, nevermind a beef stampede just rolled through. Beefers on beefers in this bitch now. FUCK!
Rob: Be there in ten.

by DirtyMikeNDaBoyz December 14, 2014

beefed

similar to porked, the act of rough intercourse, but kosher.

Did you end up beefing that chick you picked up in shul? Yep, we beefed like rabbits.

by Billy Bob Jimmy Johnson May 10, 2008

Beefed Bread

This is when a man takes his feces and smears the inside of the womans vagina so it is filled after a double penetration. This is to show the same resemblance of a shredded beef wrap you can find at any convenient store. The second man may add the "mayo" (semen) around the beef curtains for a nice decorative design.

"The two men made beefed bread last night out of the $45 hooker they met in Vegas."

by Hondo Don December 10, 2006

beeeeeep!

Used when there is a word which someone thinks you're not old enough to hear, even though you are. Geez.

You're such a (beeeeeep!), I can't believe you.

by ZMia December 9, 2008

beeeatch

a word for the white kids trying to be gangster

dude 1: what up gangsta?
dude 2: word beeeatch!

by xwishfulthinkingX September 9, 2004

beejer

comes from beejay, which comes from b.j., which comes from blowjob.
hint: Girls have been found to believe that a beejer is another word for a bagel (I've done it). warning: end results can range from wonderful, to comical, to horrible.

R: "Hey Sarah, can I have a beejer?"
S: "What's a beejer?"
R: "oh...uhh... that's another word for a bagel, everyone's using it these days..."
S: "Oh, well sure, come to my room later for a beejer."
R: "sweeeet."

by Fan dango May 11, 2006

Beeech

Beeech is a word with multiple definitions.
It can be used to greet good friends or family.
To be shouted out a car window at by standers or a friend.
It's a word used by mostly Juggalos in the Juggalo clique around the north side of Spokane, Wa.

Paul: "Hey whuddup, BEEECH!"
Brett: "Not much hommie what's good, BEEECH!"

Nick: "I like to go swimming at the, BEEECH!!!"
Brandon: "You mark ass beeech!"

by Chalgamolian Chalmpa July 20, 2009