tz beef

tz beef is the Chinese dish where after a long day the cook dips his cock in your beef stir fry dish. originated in stevens point.

Son: hey dad, what do you want for Chinese?
Dad: whats that beef dish i always get?
Son: oh, you mean the tz beef?
Dad: Yeah thats it, that sounds good. Love you son.

by lil tz March 11, 2008

Congealed Beef

Former Athlete David Thompson

Congealed Beef was a very good athlete

by FLANYC November 13, 2011

beef it

When you play with your dick while looking at a jack mag.

Man I just beefed it for 4 hours straight.

by Netch July 16, 2004

Beef Bisque

Luke warm non-fat milk broth with hearty chunks of imitation crab and Ground beef which has been marinaded in low sodium soy sauce and minced garlic, garnished with caramelized onions and australian licorice.

The beef bisque is our top featured seasonal heritage farm to fork menu creation.

by Ranchgirls December 15, 2020

weak beef

Failing to meet womens expectations; may result from inadequate performance, unsatisfied desire, early explosion, engulfing bush in combination with chode and/or excessive foreskin; sexual equivalence with weak sauce.

Mikey T's weak beef led to multiple dates ending in excessive rants of hysterical laughter.

by 67gt500 December 11, 2010

knicker beef

The bulbous meat that lies between the legs of a lady.

Let me taste ya knicker beef.

by Mark Lawson May 27, 2006

beef sheets

Over sized vaginal lips that hang outside of the body

"That chick had some major beef sheets"

by Nic1118 July 9, 2007