bearded lady

A name given to an overweight male who has a set of man boobs and a beard.

"Check out the tits on that guy over there"

"Yeah man, he looks more like a bearded lady!"

by Live4TheWeekend January 8, 2008

bearded wizard

1. a wizard with a beard
2. bearded lizard, with mouth full
3. something gross you can't even imagine

do you think we'll see a bearded wizard?

by pixelfairy March 4, 2011

bearded dragon

A fat male nerd with lots of facial hair

Look at that bearded dragon playing D&D.

by f1rxf1y September 10, 2016

bearded bivalve

Do you really need a definition for this?

The bearded bivalve is the same thing as the cameltoe.

by Phunkey March 7, 2008

Bearded Lantern

A bearded lantern/ A lantern with a beard attached to it as a part of natural growth.

A word which can be used as a come-back to anything.

"Hey, can you stop that?"

"Bearded lantern."

by Bearded Lantern February 22, 2009

bearded pony

A gay jockey who got married to hide his alternative lifestyle.

Oh yeah, supergay. Now he's just another bearded pony.

by 4Q34EYI May 9, 2011

bearded dragon

An ass hole with an exceptional amount of curly ass hair surrounding it.

I was going to do stuff to Suzie's butt, but then I realized she had a bearded dragon.

by tyler_t_casey November 30, 2011