Beanie

Derpferdlers dog that wears glasses and that’s weird. WATCHU DOIN?!!!

Beanie in the ocean

by BobRoss1999 November 25, 2021

pulling a Beanie

The career-furthering act of forming an amazing new band which will hopefully match or surpass the band from which you have for whatever reason left. Can also be used to describe forming a side project which makes your usual band look sucky. Named for Steve "Beanie" Hewitt who is one person notable for this stunt.

1. Have you seen their MySpace? That one's pulling a Beanie.

2. Their EP is already better than her old band's album - she pulled a Beanie.

by Nuggle May 15, 2010

Beanie

Slang for a xanax addict due to the fact xanax is sometimes preferred to as “beans”. Beanie is another way to call somebody a “bar head”

“Can John come over?”
“No he’s a damn beanie, he’d pawn my baby if he could”

by Celticboy4430 May 5, 2021

No Beanie

You got a boner/you're horny

"I haven't gotten any in a while" "Ayyyyyy no beanie bro"
shit bro you look great, no beanie tho for sure
mmmm fr fr ngl no beanie bro. no cap

by frfrgenxnocap August 15, 2022

Beanis

The Beanis is a philosophy, very difficult to understand to the simple person. But once attained allows you to achieve maximum satisfaction and freedom in your life.

Bro, how’s your Beanis?

My Beanis has been expanding since I was a yute. The power of the beanis is unmatched and I will always follow the ways of the beanis.

by young beanis May 28, 2024

Beanie language

Speaking in the voice of this one video with the macaroni and beeaaaannnnsssss

Person 1: *speaks beanie language*
Person 2: You saw the video too, didn't you?
Person 1: The one where they go ''macaroni with the BBEEEEAAAANNNNNNSSSSSSSSS''? Yes. Yes I did.

by DelShadow1995 July 7, 2022

half beanie

Having a condom on halfway and fucking a female. (It looks like a beanie on a dick)

Yo, I heard Tyler half beanied a bitch last night

by Half beanie legend January 23, 2023