Mike

A stubborn, and the type of guy that would stick with you through thick and thin. He would make a great best friend and boyfriend, He is a sensitive person from time to time, A great person to talk to and hang out with when you're bored. He can probably make you laugh and cheer you up when you're sad and would do anything for his friends to be happy. He's Kind, Stubborn, Funny, Great friend is what I would call him.

Me: Thank me later.
Mike:Why did you even post this ;-;

by Pinkiy_Pii January 9, 2019

a mike

when you shoot a basketball and it go's under the hoop while hitting the net

Wow Jim. You pulled a mike.

by will February 12, 2003

Mike

A bitch ass nigga, who smells bad and looks worse. He probably works at a shoe selling store like foot locker and thinks he's "fresh" he's boring to be around and is extremely full of himself he thinks he's popular but secretly disliked by many people.

That guy Mike is a bitch.

Friend 1: Hey you omow that guy Mike?
Friend 2: Yeah fuck that guy!

by Kid anonymous January 3, 2018

Mike

Mikes Are Players and Cheaters. Mikes Are Bitches. If You're Dating a Mike You should Leave him Or He'll Break Your Heart

Girl 1: oh! Theres Mike! With another Girl!
Girl 2: wow! Hes Litteraly A Fucking Player!

by Xewo_God July 13, 2017

miking

to jump into a fountain at night. possibly climbing the fountain's sculptural elements, and even falling in. swimming around in a fountain.

wow. it's really hot outside, like a heater blowing in my face.

let's go miking, that will cool us off quick. and it's so much FUN!

by electricdork August 6, 2007

Mike

Has an average size penis and full sends stuff
Probably watches YouTube pranksters like Danny Duncan and people like him. He is probably really short and redneckish

Bro1:Yo his name is mike
Bro2: I bet he Has an average size penis and full sends stuff and that’s why he’s so short

by Mike Asmuly April 20, 2020

Mike

Mike Malone seems like the perfect, amazing, handsome guy that you are best friends with, but then he seems to decide that its okay to break your heart and ruin your friendship! Then you are never friends again and he hates you and tries to ruin your life.

You: MIKE JUST SAID WE AREN'T FRIENDS ANYMORE!!!!
Friend: Its okay hunny, he's just a mike.

by cupcakesrockmysocksoff143 January 16, 2011