bluntnut

1. A friend who is too busy smoking his own joint to realize he is acting like an ass.
2. An Ohio State fan who gets high.

I wish that dude would stop being such a Bluntnut.

by Clickbait234 November 19, 2018

twista blunt

to cut and roll up a blunt

hey dude ive got some uber funk lets go get a white owl and twista blunt

by willa3 July 1, 2009

Surprise Blunt

When you and your friends run out of weed, and one person out of nowhere pulls out a dub and a dutch so you can continue smoking.

You and your friends are all sitting around smoking out of your bong when you go to open your grinder to pack another one and all the weed is gone!! out of nowhere someone pulls out a dub and a dutch.....Surprise Blunt!!

by high miles August 30, 2012

virgin blunt

A blunt that doesn't contain tobacco or nicotine.

We only smoke virgin blunts inside the house because Bob doesn't like the smell of tobacco.

by Kenos123 February 4, 2018

Romanian Blunt

The act of two male individuals, in which one
ignites the others pubic hairs on fire while
giving a blowjob.

Bro, last night Dax gave me the best Romanian Blunt ever!

by Hummus_muncher2 April 21, 2022

the peter blunt system

The system that Randy Quaid's character from Caddyshack 2, a lawyer named Peter Blunt uses instead of the "real legal system."

Well, you certainly made it very clear how your legal system works Mr. Young. Now, I'd like to explain a little bit about the Peter Blunt system. You see, I don't go in for lawsuits and motions or any of the legal stuff. No, no, you see what happens is, uh, I find out where you live and then I come to your house, see? And I beat down your door with a fucking baseball bat! And, then I make a bonfire with the Chipendale, maybe roast that Golden Retriever, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, then eat it! And then I'm coming upstairs, junior, and I'm gonna grab you by your Brooks Bros. P.J.s, and then I'm gonna take your brand new B.M.W., and cram it up your tight ass! Do we have an understanding?

by Brandtl03 February 16, 2018

Blunt Texter

A blunt texter is someone who simply cannot carry a conversation via text message. The conversations they have are usually short and boring, thus the other person gives up trying to keep the conversation going.

Ex: Heeey! :)
Hey
What's up?
Nm jc u
Nothing.
Aha.
--wow, he's a blunt texter, I think we're done here--

by KittyPurry. October 6, 2012