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BOB(Battery Operated Boyfriend) 

A BOB is a tool used for sexual pleasure usually shaped like male genitalia. They are obviously battery-operated hence the name and usually contain multiple vibrating functions including but not limited to

-Slow tease
-Paced Quicky
-Black Male Destroying Anal
"I accidently found my mums bob jimmy...it was still wet and moving"
"I can't Wait until I can get some alone time with Bob"

BOB(Battery Operated Boyfriend)-your moms dildo.

BOB (battery operated boyfriend) 

A BOB or battery operated boyfriend, is a device that is available for people with BUFs (butt ugly faces). It is shaped like the male penis and has many different size and modes it can be used on. Only difference between this and the real thing is that the BOB will never reject u like John from 3rd grade. Unless u 1, have a rabid vagina or 2 run out of batteries.
Caitlin Jenner, it looks like someone hit you with an ugly stick, you should definitely buy a BOB (battery operated boyfriend) because not even Tom, the blind man with no legs down the road would fuck you.

Sucked Battery 

When your battery is low. Or you had open some Apps ,so they stole your battery.
Overreacted Mom: I called you 25 times why you didn't accept

Child: Sorry i was on Snapchat and played some Games so i had a sucked Battery.
Sucked Battery by Honeymoon_C January 25, 2017

Leaky Battery 

Whilst receiving head the girl attempts to deep throat but instead throws up and uses the stomach acid as lubrication.
"Bro, This girl gave a 'leaky battery' last night; I kind of enjoyed it."
Leaky Battery by TinyMan1212 August 21, 2017

verbal battery 

the perpetuating of racial stereotypes, usually brought up by one pulling out the race card as an excuse
Kyle: Jay why are you always late
Jay: That's verbal battery, you are perpetuating black stereotypes
verbal battery by jayslefttit February 16, 2018

Lead battery 

Something that powers lots of home supplies but can give you lead poisoning.
My lead battery is working in my fan but I feel sick
Lead battery by SwagmastXD420 November 9, 2018