Girlfriend: 'you spent ages in the bathroom, what were you doing?'
You: 'Just laying the bathroom broadband'
You: 'Just laying the bathroom broadband'
by Supersonic- November 14, 2009
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I must say, my dear Douchington, that I partook of a good deal of those White Castle "sliders" whilst visiting the United States. While I confess the taste was quite delightful, I was dismayed at the havoc they wrought upon my gastrointestinal system. Upon hearing the cacophonous stomach rumbling, I realized that the need to attend to my bathroomly duties was indeed urgent!
Winston Douchington:
Oh dear, my good Throckmorton, is there anything to be learnt from this most unfortunate turn of events?
Chauncey Throckmorton:
Well, Douchington, I suspect that the lesson to be learnt here is that one should eat the damned things whilst perched upon the porcelain throne.
Winston Douchington:
Ah, but of course, my good Throckmorton. But of course!
I must say, my dear Douchington, that I partook of a good deal of those White Castle "sliders" whilst visiting the United States. While I confess the taste was quite delightful, I was dismayed at the havoc they wrought upon my gastrointestinal system. Upon hearing the cacophonous stomach rumbling, I realized that the need to attend to my bathroomly duties was indeed urgent!
Winston Douchington:
Oh dear, my good Throckmorton, is there anything to be learnt from this most unfortunate turn of events?
Chauncey Throckmorton:
Well, Douchington, I suspect that the lesson to be learnt here is that one should eat the damned things whilst perched upon the porcelain throne.
Winston Douchington:
Ah, but of course, my good Throckmorton. But of course!
by whimzzical July 13, 2010
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A group of girls that hide from the male species. Most commonly found in bathrooms after embarrassing moments talking about rumors spread around.
by rebels.without.a.cause November 30, 2015
Get the bathroom squad mug.When you come home and take off all your clothes and rub sausage and maple syrup all over your nipples
by Spencer and Bryce October 10, 2013
Get the canadian bathrobe mug.1. the closest thing you can get to a war-torn third-world country in suburban midwestern america, with such features as
-shit in the urinal
-piss puddles on the floor
-some whore giving head in the disabled stall... how ironic
-some great "modern art" (dicks and other private parts) on the walls, drawn by such great artists as the guy who eats his boogers in 7th period and the wigger in the back of your biology class
-the wafting smell of swamp ass and unflushed shit that, on hot days, flows outside of the bathrooms and into the halls
-sinks with a broken soap dispenser and those fuckin air hand dryer things that are like as loud as a damn slayer concert but give as much air as a broken box fan
-a ton of kids vaping, likely a cover-up until after school, when they likely engage in homosexual intercourse in the bathroom... now it's quite obvious why there's dicks drawn on the walls.
2. a huge insult you can give someone, someone who tends to smell bad and/or just be a shitty person in general.
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-shit in the urinal
-piss puddles on the floor
-some whore giving head in the disabled stall... how ironic
-some great "modern art" (dicks and other private parts) on the walls, drawn by such great artists as the guy who eats his boogers in 7th period and the wigger in the back of your biology class
-the wafting smell of swamp ass and unflushed shit that, on hot days, flows outside of the bathrooms and into the halls
-sinks with a broken soap dispenser and those fuckin air hand dryer things that are like as loud as a damn slayer concert but give as much air as a broken box fan
-a ton of kids vaping, likely a cover-up until after school, when they likely engage in homosexual intercourse in the bathroom... now it's quite obvious why there's dicks drawn on the walls.
2. a huge insult you can give someone, someone who tends to smell bad and/or just be a shitty person in general.
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1. I really had to piss during algebra so when the ball rang i ran to one of the school bathrooms... needless to say, I don't think i'll ever piss or shit till the day I die
2. Brenda is totally a school bathroom, she smells like moldy cooch and fucks all of the junior varsity football team, what a fucking whore!!
2. Brenda is totally a school bathroom, she smells like moldy cooch and fucks all of the junior varsity football team, what a fucking whore!!
by Punchy_207 May 16, 2022
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I want to do a poo, I want to do a poo in Paul's bathroom.
Sorry love, I'm gonna have to go to Paul's bathroom for this one as it's gonna stink.
Sorry love, I'm gonna have to go to Paul's bathroom for this one as it's gonna stink.
by TMISv2.0 July 27, 2009
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in humans, it's an act of vandalism where someone (primarily males) will urinate all over a bathroom.
Doorknob, sink, toilet, paper products... EVERYTHING!!! And it's super gross, bc the staff of the establishment has to clean it up.
in humans, it's an act of vandalism where someone (primarily males) will urinate all over a bathroom.
Doorknob, sink, toilet, paper products... EVERYTHING!!! And it's super gross, bc the staff of the establishment has to clean it up.
That dude was so pissed he didn't get a discount on his nachos that he tried tagging the bathroom.... there's piss everywhere!
by the class clown April 8, 2013
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