A barber shop in the boondocks
by Elock and the backyardagins March 22, 2017
Get the backyard barbermug. When you have a maximum number of allowed absences from a job/school and utilize them all systematically within the allotted time to not "give up any free days".
Ebid is using up all his missed games allowed before being disqualified from end-of-season award contention. Ya, he's really barber schoolin' it.
by {Professor_Chaos} February 20, 2024
Get the Barber Schoolin' Itmug. Licking the pubes of your sexual partner straight after they have given them a trim. Also known as "hair balling".
"Man, I was washing the barber with this girl and she hadn't washed. I choked on all the hair, I was totally hair balling!"
by James Jameson The Third February 20, 2013
Get the Washing The Barbermug. by Asikxd December 11, 2016
Get the barbers treatmentmug. When someone is in the act of a foot chase, and that person falsely starts before the mark go, that person is pulling a barber
by Blueman194 November 5, 2020
Get the Pulling a barbermug. When you haven’t shaved in a while and you go on a sex date, you realize she doesn’t like hair and you go get a pair of scissors to cut off the pubes. You give them to her so that it can be romantic or some shit then she cuts your balls off because you made her fake her orgasm in high school.
I went on a sex date with Sherry and she told me she didn’t like hair so I brought a pair of scissors and she Bloody Public Barber me. I went to the hospital and I asked her why and she told me she faked her orgasm in high school. She ruined my life... and my balls.
by Stumanji_10 February 16, 2021
Get the Bloody Public Barbermug. A small midget with a lesbian haircut, lies through his teeth. Talks big game on siege but is a filthy bronze, never trust this child as he will immediatley call you gay
by None Of Your Business January 17, 2020
Get the Shano Barbermug.