A person you go to to get your haircut. Going to these people is a huge mistake because they will fuck it up one way or another. At the end of it all, they ask if you like it and you ALWAYS say yes! This idiot literally fucked up your hair, and you tell him that it looks good? That's insane! The worst part of it all is that you give him money for fucking up your hair!
Don't go to GreatClips, the barbers there can and will mess your hair up the day before prom. Literal psychopaths, these guys are.
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Ebid is using up all his missed games allowed before being disqualified from end-of-season award contention. Ya, he's really barber schoolin' it.
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Get the Barbering mug.A Kentish slang term for an annoying person normally in a position of authority who is a bit mad and sings whilst they walk along with nothing useful to do. When they speak it makes no sense at all and sounds like they are just repeating the word "Barber" over and over again. for example "Hello you, Barber barber barber barber?" to which the reply is normally "pardon, what are you on about?"
Can also be used when you are interfered with or your life is made more difficult by the "Barber" in question.
For example "How your day going mate?" "Was going fine until that idiot interfered, ive been properly barbered!!!"
Can also be used when you are interfered with or your life is made more difficult by the "Barber" in question.
For example "How your day going mate?" "Was going fine until that idiot interfered, ive been properly barbered!!!"
That guy over there is a real interfering idiot, he's a right old Barber!
The day was going really well until I got barbered.....
Crashed my car the other day, was pulling out of a junction and the bloke coming the other way barbered me....
The day was going really well until I got barbered.....
Crashed my car the other day, was pulling out of a junction and the bloke coming the other way barbered me....
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Father's triple portion of baked beans washed down with half a crate of Mexican beer resulted in a terrific 'trumpet involuntary', and Mother complained that he was farting like the Barber's Cat.
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