Clinton Baptiste

A character played by Alex Lowe in Peter Kay's Phoenix nights. Most famous for the quote "I'm getting the word........ Nonce"

"Clinton Baptiste performed live at The Phoenix Club last Night"

by Clarkie03 January 21, 2021

Johann Baptist

A guy who just appeared in the translated versions of some fanfics and creepypastas.

You are appearing out of nowhere. You are such a Johann Baptist.

by Watershed stable beard July 15, 2021

Jean-Baptiste

Professor Jean Baptiste Collin de Sussy from Amogus University. He completed his PhD in sussery, specializing in desussification. His dissertation concerned the process of desussification and potential optimizations in its efficiency. It was lauded worldwide as a breakthough in the field of sussery and he was awarded the Impostor Medal for his work!!

Oh my god!! I got accepted to Amogus University!! I can't wait to learn from Professor Jean-Baptiste himself!!! He is my idol!

by ong💀 October 19, 2022

Florida Baptism

the act of dunking a baby into your dirty storm surge water filled with shit and bacteria to ensure that the baby has a strong immune system

my neighbor held a florida baptism in his backyard yesterday.

by blue waffle house August 31, 2023

Newfoundland baptism

The act of having sex with a newfie girl in a body of water in Newfoundland, The Ceremony is a Newfie tradition where you receive a CFAs (Come from away's) the prestigious title of honourary Newfoundlanders! Much like The Screech-In

Man! I went on holiday to NFLD and got the ol' Newfoundland baptism!

by Farvtron September 5, 2023

boo boo baptism

When two ghost love each other very much. One ghost shits all over the other ghost face and body cleansing is soul of impurities and replacing it with love.

Tokey: "Hey Bitch, its my birthday next week. I hope youre ready for your Boo Boo Baptism"
Richard:"Yes daddy Tokey thank you for this delicious opportunity"

by FuckYouRichardLickMyBalls August 2, 2019

Satan’s Baptism

Any time water splashes up from a toilet and lands on any exposed skin.

While I was texting on my phone on the toilet I dropped it between my legs. The water splashed up and I was anointed with Satan’s Baptism.

by SlinkyLink February 28, 2020