banjo swinger

Reference to a not-to-bright person. From the dueling banjo movie.

"If he were any dumber,he'd be a real banjo swinger!"

by Labastacopesta December 29, 2008

Banjo Talker

A person with a twangy accent (usually a West Virginian) that does not pause between words and sounds like a banjo. A sentence sounds like one word.

Big Bob is a banjo talker, I can't understand a single word that he is saying. Sounds like he is playing the banjo when he speaks.

by hellyah69 November 12, 2010

Banjo'd

**Adjective** describing an event/scenario/

1. To be a victim of humerus misfortune

2. That moment you feel a witch decided your fate and it's all gone tits up

When a girl gives you evils when you drive past her then your car breaks down

"Ahh mate you been Banjo'd"

Or

When you send a naked picture to your bf/gf and send it to all contacts by mistake

"Ahh mate you been Banjo'd"

by Jellyfishjamz August 21, 2013

vaginal banjo

When a woman's vagina is loose enough that her vaginal lips can be stretched and strummed.

Man she was so loose, I was able to play the vaginal banjo.

by Oginator January 5, 2014

banjoing

When you have to take a big dump but cant because you are indisposed, and a slight tingly feeling can be felt on your butt hole that feel like vibrations that are produced when a banjo is played.

I have a huge turtlehead that is starting to banjo

my butt hole feels like it is playing a banjo

Im banjoing so bad right now I might squeal like a pig.

by whoisblank1 April 13, 2010

banjo

A ladies 'private' parts.
Often discreetly hidden by a g -string.

Daisy looks happy, she's been playing with her banjo.

by doc scotland September 23, 2006

BANJO

Bust A Nut Jacking Off. A way to console yourself after a night of failing to get sex, or a good way to keep yourself out of trouble.

I struck out last night, looks like I'm going home to strum the ol' BANJO.

Why pay for sex when you could could solo BANJO?

by AssGuzzler1985 May 28, 2016