Bible Boner

When a member of the Christian faith is impressed with another Christian.

Pastor Greg really enjoys spending platonic time with Jessica, I think he has a bible boner.

by Rotten Apple A&E November 24, 2018

Speaking the bible

Telling the truth. Telling it as it is. Spitting facts.

TONY: All I am saying is, if you look at the big picture, he is a fraud.
RALPH: Damn, Tony speaking the bible!

by filip98 November 23, 2020

Bible gang

A group of gangsters that read the Bible

Attacks rival gangs by throwing crucifixes

Reads only the Bible
(members are Bible Gangsters)

Bible gang! Bible gang! Bible gang!

by Bible gangster August 23, 2019

Hog Bible

The hog bible is a book similar to THE bible, but it is created by members from hogtopia. The book consists of rules and fables about the hog. examples of the rules are having bad spelling and no copyrighted music

JustCheerio_: what is the best book in the entire world??
Ktaei: the hog bible obviously

by Ktaei March 25, 2021

porchose a bible

porchose the bible

You:....P...O...R...Chose the Bible

Me: Porchose a Bible

by -chocomilkdiva November 03, 2020

Bible Bully

Someone who uses the Bible to force or coerce others into conforming to his or her beliefs.

A Bible bully told me that I was going to hell because I am against making abortion illegal.

A description of the 14 personality traits of Bible bullies and a list of their usual victims may be found in Bible Bullies: How Fundamentalists Got The Good Book So Wrong.

by Bible Bully Gadfly May 12, 2013

Bible Thumper

an ignoramus of the highest order

That bible thumper on the corner wouldnt shut up about how god is the only certainty in this world so i reported him to the cops for disturbing the peace

by buttmusket July 23, 2009