Chicago Transit Authority

The first album released by the American rock band "Chicago" or at the time "Chicago Transit Authority". The album has 4 sides and an album length of 76:32/1:16:32.

*May 2nd, 1969. 4 days after the release of Chicago Transit Authority*
Person 1 (vinyl collector): have you purchased the Chicago Transit Authority album?
Person 2 (another vinyl collector): a new album?
Person 1: yeah, they're still in stock.
Person 2: I GOTTA GET MY HANDS ON THIS BEAUTY!

by Wicked Uncle Ernie November 8, 2022

Sal Marino Author

Sal Marino is a Funist writer. Standing firmly on his self-cultivated beliefs and wry jovial opinions, Marino has no filters and will take whatever path necessary to get people to look and ultimately laugh at their own reflections. Not one to conform to Political Correctness, he has no known fear of pushing boundaries, especially in pursuit of audience laughter. It’s the giggles that give us balance.

Sal Marino Author - "Why I Hate Dogs-Confessions of a Grump"

by Funist January 21, 2023

Authorized Standard Version

Authorized Standard Version: An update of the King James Version published in 1901.
This version earned the reputation of being the Rock of Biblical Honesty. Although the English used in the ASV is somewhat archaic, it isn't nearly as hard to understand as some passages of the King James Version of nearly 3 centuries earlier. This translation of the Holy Bible is in the public domain.

The passage about the root of all evil is better translated in the ASV or NIV than the KJV.

by Don Jewett March 5, 2004

authority

to tell ppl wat to do

i have authority over you

by Anonymous September 23, 2002

authentic latte

A Dunkin' Donuts latte; don't be fooled by other imitators

I went to Dunkin' Donuts and got an authentic latte, Starbucks is overpriced and fake

by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg November 3, 2003

authenticality

level of authenticity

"I made up this phrase and would like to check it's AUTHENTICALITY."

by maristine March 21, 2009

Authoritis

The inability to finish any type of written communication, i.e. novels, emails, letters, memos, etc...

Todd was in the middle of finishing his next best seller, when his authoritis flared up and caused him to cease writing.

Brook: How is the next novel coming Todd?
Todd: It was going great until my authoritis came back.
Brook: That sucks.
Todd: Tell me about it, this was going to be the best one yet.

by Hemingway34 June 24, 2010