Australian Idol 

Stupid televison show hosted by two morons, one who looks like he's on speed constantly, featuring 100 or so idiots who think they will make a difference in the music industry and judged by a bloke who looks like a rock-spider, a black American who couldn't make it in her own country, and a short fat geezer with a cockatoo hair-cut who think's he knows alot about hip-hop music. Pathetic. If Bob Dylan had been born in 1980 and auditioned, would be rejected because he doesn't look 'funky' enough. For people who know nothing about music. Destroy.

Australian Idol audition-

Bob Dylan- "Well, Marcia I'm gonna sing a song of mine called Don't Think Twice It's Alright..."

*plays classic song*

Marcia, Mark and Kyle- "Sorry mate. Your not funky enough. That will never sell. NEXT!"

Australian Idol by PepsiCola September 14, 2006

Australian TenderCrisp 

The sexual art of ejaculating inside the partner's mouth, the partner transfers it back into the other's mouth and the he, in turn, tongues the semen into the partner's anus.

Jackie is the type of nasty slut who would get an Alaskan Pipeline, Alabama Hot Pocket and Australian TenderCrisp all in one go.

Australian TenderCrisp by Freaknik May 3, 2010

australian smoke mask 

The male participant rests his balls onto his partner's eyes and then proceeds to leak a gassy one into the reciever's mouth.

Me and my girlfriend had an argument so i told her that i would give her a suprise to make it up to her. She wasn't very pleased when she found out that her surprise was an australian smoke mask.

australian smoke mask by dan barness December 28, 2009

Australian Helicopter 

The act of ejaculating on the female's hair and the female whipping her hair in a circular motion.

Guy 1: Did you give her an Australian Helicopter ?
Guy 2: Hell yeah!

Australian Helicopter by Thunder&Tim August 15, 2011

australian cowboy 

When having anal sex with a female right before ejaculation grab her hair tight and yell out her sisters name. If she does not have a sister her mothers, best friends, or daughters name will do. Then hold on tight for the ride.

I gave Becca an Australian cowboy last night and stayed on almost eight seconds.

australian cowboy by stewb April 25, 2014

Australian Mohican 

A mohican shape shaving of the pubic hair.

(A mohican down under)

G'day John, banged a bitch last night with a great Australian Mohican.

Australian Mohican by iTz Mr UnKnOwN August 29, 2009

Australian Raspberry 

Named after the raspberry where one wiggles your finger across your lips when blowing air.
When a man and woman have been having really rough sex and when he pulls out, she's queefing and the man wiggles his finger across her meat curtains.

My girlfriend kept making fun of me coming too fast so when we were fucking the other day, I gave her an australian raspberry.

Australian Raspberry by aiislyn July 5, 2012