Australia 

The fakest bullshit country on this planet that everyone who believes is real is disabled

Person 1: hey wanna go to australia
Person 2: no australia isnt real the y really take yout i new zealand and drug you on the plabe so you think its australia

Australia by El beanero June 29, 2023

Australia 

They come second.
But seconed is 1st place for losers.

1974 out, 1975 well they needed to copy em. Australia!

Australia by There's a stain on your lepel. September 27, 2023

Australia 

One of the most misunderstood countries, where (from an Australian) nothing/nobody cares enough to try to kill you. Just don’t be stupid and you’ll be fine.

American 1: hey should I go to Australia? Sounds Kinda cool.
American 2: nooo way! They have so many deadly animals!
Australian: shut up Dave you have fucking guns.

Australia by Veeto_cheeto September 29, 2023

Australia 

What can you expect, hmmm? Oh, let’s see…… Australia, officially the Commonwealth of Australia, is a sovereign country comprising the mainland of the Australian continent, the island of Tasmania, and numerous smaller islands. Australia is the largest country by area in Oceania and the world's sixth-largest country. Australia is the oldest, flattest, and driest inhabited continent, with the least fertile soils. It is a megadiverse country, and its size gives it a wide variety of landscapes and climates, with deserts in the centre, tropical rainforests in the north-east, tropical savannas in the north, and mountain ranges in the south-east.
(And yes, that was from Wikipedia, lol.

Some person: Hey, you heard about Murray?
Some other person: Oh yeah, him? That australian. Heheh, yeah?
Some other other person: What are you going on about?
Some person: Murray, I think.
Some other other person: Oh, yeah, ok.

Australia by WindmillToast4312 November 3, 2023

Australia 

It's kinda like India if it was Russian but wasn't India nor was it Russian.

Australia

Australia by Inni84 March 23, 2024

Australia 

A rip-off of Texas.

Australia is a rip-off of Texas.

Australia by Itz KittyPinkiez June 22, 2024

australia tax 

The additional price added on to electronics, video games, and software in Australia, even after GST and currency exchange is taken into account. There is no set percentage for each item, it is generally how much the company decides to charge.

British Mate: Well fuck me, why are your laptops so expensive?
Aussie Mate: We pay the Australia Tax.

australia tax by Ravensaura March 31, 2017