A Tea Party Congressman blaming a park ranger for not allowing veterans into a WWII memorial during the 2013 government shutdown would be a colossal Asshole. Seriously, like jumping the Asshole shark type Asshole.
by Chick Lennon October 3, 2013
Get the Assholemug. 
An asshole is a person who is generally inconsiderate, selfish, mean, and makes others feel bad about themselves.
An asshole is the type of person who:
~ borrows your games, but tells you the next day that he sold them all for drugs
~ knows you have self-confidence issues and insecurities, but still calls you ugly
~ tells a crippled old man to "gtfo" his way
~ poops in your toilet and doesn't flush
~ purposely takes ages in the toilet, knowing that you are desperate to pee
~ breaks your stuff then blames you for leaving it out
~ expects you to do stuff for him when he does nothing for you
~ takes the battery out of your laptop when you go to take a toilet break so you lose all of your hard work
~ steals your underwear and tells you to "lighten up" when you have no more to wear
~ borrows your games, but tells you the next day that he sold them all for drugs
~ knows you have self-confidence issues and insecurities, but still calls you ugly
~ tells a crippled old man to "gtfo" his way
~ poops in your toilet and doesn't flush
~ purposely takes ages in the toilet, knowing that you are desperate to pee
~ breaks your stuff then blames you for leaving it out
~ expects you to do stuff for him when he does nothing for you
~ takes the battery out of your laptop when you go to take a toilet break so you lose all of your hard work
~ steals your underwear and tells you to "lighten up" when you have no more to wear
by theonewhocalls November 1, 2013
Get the assholemug. 
by Mr. Worm April 10, 2005
Get the assholemug. by Dustin "SkiNNy" Trimper April 29, 2005
Get the assholemug. A proctologist was having a hectic day, having seen about 20 patients.
His nurse comes in with a pile of paperwork for him to sign.
He motions to her to put in on his desk and reaches into his pocket for a pen but instead pulls out a thermometer.
"Damn it", he says, "Some asshole has got my pen!"
His nurse comes in with a pile of paperwork for him to sign.
He motions to her to put in on his desk and reaches into his pocket for a pen but instead pulls out a thermometer.
"Damn it", he says, "Some asshole has got my pen!"
by mandrake64 February 29, 2004
Get the assholemug.