assful

a lot -- or just way too much

I had an assful of him the other day, I need to get out of here

by california April 27, 2002

assativities

Asinine + activities = assativities. When common sense and or activities that take place between two or more people go beyond the realm of complete and utter ignorance. The results are damaging to bystanders or passer byers.

Due to the everyday occurrence of assativities, all victims are searching for a new hole to crawl into.

by camon March 28, 2008

Ass

Waking up everyday thinking how you can fuck up someone's life

Franklin why are you always an ass

by TyrellHiggins January 2, 2017

Ass

Something you ain't got; butt.

Shawty got ass bruh!

by LlamaMama902 January 20, 2015

In The Ass

A sexual position that involves sticking a dick in the asshole

Cop : Wow Maggie your butt cheeks are so soft so where would you like me to fuck you at?
Maggie : Well In The Ass of course!
THUMP! THUMP! THUMP!
Maggie : WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!
Steve : Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Chad I love it when you fuck me In The Ass!

Cop : Ok you two fags off to jail you go.
Steve : Wait can't Chad finish fucking me In The Ass first?
Cop : WACK! WACK WACK!
Steve : Uhh! Uhh! JESUS CHRIST!
Chad : AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH! SPLAT! Oops!
Maggie : Oh My God You Came On The Cops Shoe!
Chad : It's not my fault he pulled me out of Steve's Ass!
Cop : WACK! WACK! WACK!
Chad : Uhh! Uhh! JESUS CHRIST!
Cop : Sorry mam I need to take these two fags downtown now!
Maggie : Well shit now who's gonna fuck me In The Ass?
K Mart Worker : Uhh i'll fuck you In The Ass! (wink)
Maggie : In your Dreams KMART BOY!
K Mart Worker : God Damn't I wish this town had a Target!
Steve : Hey K Mart boy i'll fuck you In The Ass! (wink)
Cop : WACK! WACK! WACK!
Steve : Uhh! Uhh! JESUS CHRIST!

by SlopNChop May 14, 2019

Ass

Go to horny jail rn

🔨🐶
*Bonk*
Welcome to horny jail homie 😎👍

No more ass

by XintexGames July 1, 2021

Assed

The unfortunate process of a pet (typically a cat) bushing their ass across your face, arm, or leg. Use of the word: Yuk the cat just assed me.

Alternative spelling of the word—ewwww.

John work to a terrible smell. Only to realize the cat has just assed his face.

by TalkTalker May 22, 2022