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One Armed Bandit

A bloke with a ruined gag reflex who hangs around toilets in Norfolk offering 'extras' to other blokes using the facilities.
So named as 1 arm is much larger than the other due to the amount of repeated 'stroking' of other mens cocks it performs, usually for £5 or less.
Gayboy 1 - "Hey Julian, please can you hold my Babycham, I'm off to the little boys room"
Gayboy 2 - "OK, but you'd better not have a go on the One Armed Bandit while you're in there!"
Gayboy 1 - "I won't I promise, girl"
Normal bloke from the North - "You queers disgust me"
by David Wild August 3, 2008
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ared

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ARSED

Those dudes are totally ARSED!
by ShelbyNicole09 November 13, 2007
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ArmedDragon

Probobly the coolest guy you'll ever meet on irc.
Wow I was talking to ArmedDragon yesterday, and all I could think about is what a cool guy he is!
by ArmedDragon July 7, 2010
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global republic of armed nations

an alliance/group of people in cybernations. these are the fags of online games. gran, as they call themselves, is an alliance that prides itself in having gay sex with cats.

gran is a general cybernations term that means" to have gay sex with cats.
gran member: hey wanna come over to my house later so we can "global republic of armed nations"(gran) beside each other?

mortal combat: dude... wtf is wrong with you?

gran: im from gran.

mortalcombat: it shows
by mortalcombat June 18, 2009
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Japanese Person: LOOK ITS GOZILLA!
white Guy(AKA Killjoy):No, it seems to be an army Shiny Flying Velociraptors armed with rocket launchers
Japanese Person: GODZILLA!
white guy: Facepalm...sigh
by Twss Facepalm December 25, 2010
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Arvernien

Region in western Beleriand, south of the Falas and east of the island of Balar. Features include the forest of Nan-Tathren. Inhabited by Teleri and/or Nandor/Laiquendi, the region is not especially important in the history of Beleriand.
It is, however, mentioned in the Silmarillion and featured on the map.
by Andy May 10, 2004
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