1.One who is prone to shenanigans or wide spread fuckery.
2. a soulless ginger that cheats at cards haha.
3. When u fuck so good they call u an artist
2. a soulless ginger that cheats at cards haha.
3. When u fuck so good they call u an artist
by Headman240 March 22, 2017
Get the fuck artistmug. A con artist who runs a Ponzi Scheme. Named after Wall Street fraudster Bernie Madoff, the man who set a world record for the biggest Ponzi Scheme of $65,000,000,000 and got 150 years in Federal Prison in Butner North Carolina. A Madoff Artist offers to invest your money and promises you 12.5% return on your investments with no risks. It looks good on paper, but he doesn't make investments with any other trading firm and just gives you other "investors'" money. A Madoff Artists keeps his Ponzi Scheme going until there is no more money and the well dries up. When the well dries up that's when the Madoff Artists has no more money to return and people ask for their money to be returned. The scam falls apart and the Madoff Artist get arrested, charged with securities fraud, pleas guilty or takes his chances in court, convicted, and sent to Federal prison.
The moral: Don't let the deadly sin of greed get to you and invest your own money on Wall Street. Invest your own money on Wall Street and accept the risks that come with the territory.
The moral: Don't let the deadly sin of greed get to you and invest your own money on Wall Street. Invest your own money on Wall Street and accept the risks that come with the territory.
Man 1: That Madoff Artist stole my retirement funds.
Man 2: He did the same thing to me too.....
Protesters: Where's our money? This ain't funny! Where's our money? This ain't funny!
Woman: Give up our money back you Madoff Artist!
Man 2: He did the same thing to me too.....
Protesters: Where's our money? This ain't funny! Where's our money? This ain't funny!
Woman: Give up our money back you Madoff Artist!
by Viscount Druitt December 4, 2020
Get the Madoff Artistmug. by Ereck Flowers November 8, 2018
Get the Don Artistmug. by 3978E June 7, 2018
Get the front artistmug. A Young Artist is a person, roughly around 3 - 18, who draws either well, decent or beginner. It can also be used as a word to describe a dream or if they want to be an artist in the future.
Person 1: "Hey, your art is cool!"
Young Artist: "Thanks! I'm actually a young artist!"
or
Person 1: "What do you want to be when your older?"
Young Artist: "I wanna be an Artist!"
Person 1: "Ooo, your quite young to be drawing well though?"
Young Artist: "Just because I draw like a beginner doesn't mean I cant draw like an expert in the end!"
Young Artist: "Thanks! I'm actually a young artist!"
or
Person 1: "What do you want to be when your older?"
Young Artist: "I wanna be an Artist!"
Person 1: "Ooo, your quite young to be drawing well though?"
Young Artist: "Just because I draw like a beginner doesn't mean I cant draw like an expert in the end!"
by InHuskiesWeTrust April 22, 2022
Get the Young Artistmug. The feeling you get after being on hiatus from being artistic and you have the sudden urge to write a lot of stuff that would feel like sex to your brain and your hands. Varies from person to person.(art, drama, music, creative writing, etc.)
Self-created to describe my feeling of my outburst of poetry.
Self-created to describe my feeling of my outburst of poetry.
Guy 1: So... Wrote anything new today?
Guy 2: I just got an artist's bloom. I'm gonna go home.
*Guy 2 goes on Tumblr and Twitter and posts as soon as he gets home*
Next day....
Guy 1: Holy crap! How'd you get so many followers?! It's like your hands jizzed out awesome onto your pages.
Guy 2: That's exactly what happened.
Guy 2: I just got an artist's bloom. I'm gonna go home.
*Guy 2 goes on Tumblr and Twitter and posts as soon as he gets home*
Next day....
Guy 1: Holy crap! How'd you get so many followers?! It's like your hands jizzed out awesome onto your pages.
Guy 2: That's exactly what happened.
by Sephirion/Taeron May 15, 2011
Get the Artist's Bloommug. when an artist messes up on a piece of art and can not find any possible way in fixing. And in trying to fix it makeing it worse. Leading to usually a broken canvas in the trash.
by WinnieThePooh December 29, 2014
Get the artists aggressionmug.