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Khan artist

A deceitful painter who markets forgeries of a famous Start Trek character.
A Khan artist would do well not to let da subject of his forgeries know about said watercolor-impersonations, or he would likely face said subject's "wrath".
by QuacksO April 18, 2020
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fuck artist

1.One who is prone to shenanigans or wide spread fuckery.

2. a soulless ginger that cheats at cards haha.

3. When u fuck so good they call u an artist
"Jim is always up to no good huh?" "Yeah, what a fuck artist that guy is."
by Headman240 March 22, 2017
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Escape Artist

When one is sitting down and cuts a fart, the gas runs around ones nut sack or lady biscuit than escapes into the atmosphere undetected.
Larry was getting pulled over by the police when he realized an Escape Artist was about to be present.
by Wesdog64 August 7, 2016
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Madoff Artist

A con artist who runs a Ponzi Scheme. Named after Wall Street fraudster Bernie Madoff, the man who set a world record for the biggest Ponzi Scheme of $65,000,000,000 and got 150 years in Federal Prison in Butner North Carolina. A Madoff Artist offers to invest your money and promises you 12.5% return on your investments with no risks. It looks good on paper, but he doesn't make investments with any other trading firm and just gives you other "investors'" money. A Madoff Artists keeps his Ponzi Scheme going until there is no more money and the well dries up. When the well dries up that's when the Madoff Artists has no more money to return and people ask for their money to be returned. The scam falls apart and the Madoff Artist get arrested, charged with securities fraud, pleas guilty or takes his chances in court, convicted, and sent to Federal prison.

The moral: Don't let the deadly sin of greed get to you and invest your own money on Wall Street. Invest your own money on Wall Street and accept the risks that come with the territory.
Man 1: That Madoff Artist stole my retirement funds.
Man 2: He did the same thing to me too.....
Protesters: Where's our money? This ain't funny! Where's our money? This ain't funny!
Woman: Give up our money back you Madoff Artist!
by Viscount Druitt December 4, 2020
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Artist Jean

A jean style sold by American Eagle Outfitters characterized by a low waistline, a tight fit around the knees, and a 20 inch leg flare.
I went to American Eagle the other day and bought a pair of Artist jeans; they're comfortable and I feel sexy!
by Sexy_Mango February 1, 2012
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jug artist

A Jug Artist is one who masters the skill of constantly convincing others to hand money over to them in the form of a favor, indefinite loan, or persuades others to "buy" undesired merchandise.
"Man, that nigga is asking g everyone he knows for $100. Fuckin' Jug Artist. He needs to step his game up and find himself a real hustle and stop begging.
by Izzm4life February 6, 2023
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Don Artist

Another name for Donald Trump that rightly depicts him as a con artist.
The Don Artist! How about we don't, don't reelect him in 2020. . . .
by Ereck Flowers November 8, 2018
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